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Image: Kirstie Alley’s Emergency Root Beer Float Tweet
Kirstie Alley's Twitter, my personal new Reason To Live, provides incredible all-caps fodder, including this urgent item regarding fast food chain Sonic's free root beer float giveaway. “RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!” Seeing Kirstie Alleysaurus Rex, barefoot and sweaty, barging into Sonic and gobbling down dozens of root beer floats? Now there's a reason to move to L.A. (tip via genius Tweeter Lindsey)
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Image: Jennifer Hudson’s Album Cover
So maybe there was a little Photoshop involved. Can’t we save the fat jokes for Kirstie Alley? Seriously, Hudson’s a Cinderella story, and yet the moment she looks suspiciously slender, it’s an instant insult parade. Not to get all Jezebel-y here, but in a society where Heidi Montag is a household name, can’t an Oscar-winning singer/actress get a little respect?
