I’ve just seen a face, or four. And Something tells me these Walruses had too many Honey Pies.
Sure…seems perfectly safe and reasonable. The K-E Diet will help you lose an obscene amount of weight in an even more obscene amount of time. The catch? You have to walk around with a tube up your nose — a tube that feeds you a constant drip of protein and fat — for the entire 10 days. Also, it gives you bad breath and constipation.
Suck it, Karl Lagerfeld. Here’s Adele speaking with People Magazine about her body image. While this wasn’t a response to a specific question about Lagerfeld’s comments, it serves as an indirect and badass rebuke.
The Fashion world’s quote master shares his thoughts on Russian women too. (via styleite.com)
Seriously, guys, enough is enough. Is this what we want America’s cats to represent?
Thank you, FatBooth. See the rest at MTV Fora.
John Travolta phoned up a KFC in England and asked to reserve a table. Here is an awesome quote from the employee who turned him down. Why is John Travolta eating at KFC? What kind of human being calls to reserve a table at KFC? Why does England have KFC? I don’t care. This anonymous employee is now a folk hero who is a much better spokesperson for the 99% than Occupy Wall Street.
Or is that Dog the Bounty Hunter cleverly disguised as an inflatable banana? From a recent show in Brazil. Sorry, those of you who came of age in the late ’80s and early ’90s…your icons are now human wreckage who rub your nose in mortality.
Sure, he announced today that he’s definitely not running for president, but that still hasn’t stopped desperate Republicans from pining for the candidacy of Chris Christie. Should he ultimately change his mind, here’s a foolproof campaign strategy that turns one of his weightiest liabilities into a political asset. View List ›
Susanne Eman of Casa Grande, Arizona—currently weighing in at 720 pounds—hopes to become the fattest woman of all time and surpass the standing record of 1,600 pounds. Here is what she eats EVERY DAY to try and shatter that record. It’s a 21,962 calorie menu of sadness. Why is she doing this? Because she’s considered hot by the SSBBW community. View List ›
I think this demonstrates a remarkable sense of humor from both parties. Turnabout is fat play! What? Watch Video ›
Another in our Pulitzer-winning series, Hilariously Understated Police Report Theater. Meet Gloria Perez. Gloria and her friend were arrested in Florida for possession of a controlled substance without a prescription (among many other charges). Police found a Walgreens’ worth of pain killers on the duo after they were pulled over by Deputy John Poole. Now take it away, police report! View List ›
It was revealed recently, in the least shocking news of the year, that Paula Deen has Type 2 Diabetes. Here are but a few of her own recipes that might explain the delicious diagnosis. Diabetes is, of course, no laughing matter. But come on. View List ›
What’s more offensive in this Indian weight loss ad, the sexism or the mutilated English? You’re right…both. Oh, who am I kidding? I can’t stay mad at you, Dr. Honey Saji. You’re so deliciously malpracticed, you dirty tummy! View Image ›
Illustrations from The New York Times that throw into nauseating relief the average amount of sugar and high-fructose corn syrup we ingest as Americans. I can imagine Snooki caramelizing herself every night in that hot tub. View List ›
At least, that’s the prediction of a majority of respondents in a new Vanity Fair/60 Minutes poll. “Fat and bald” was another popular choice. We are a pessimistic people. And why is 60 Minutes polling this? View List ›
The Federal Transit Administration says bus regulations need to be beefed up because Americans are fatter.
Nice moobs, Biel.
He didn’t just beat it, he bashed its skull in with a baseball bat. View Image ›
Paul Mason, formerly the world’s fattest man, is suing the British government for not helping him lose enough weight. Here’s a gallery of why he’s so upset. What’s that thing in between his legs? View List ›
Part of the Houston Ship Channel was closed Tuesday after 15,000 gallons of animal fat leaked into it. Is the world ending, the apocalypse coming? First birds, then fish and now a massive beef fat spill! What’s next? View List ›
Mississippi officially takes the crown as the most well-fed state of 2010. But in actuality, we’re all winners! View Image ›
I accidentally stumbled upon these porkers while Googling “cat frog.” Fat frogs are way better. View List ›
The all American heart attack. Measuring almost six inches in diameter, we’re looking at a sandwich made of two rolls, 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, ketchup and french fries. View Image ›