CELEBRITY BUZZ: The former pop tart is slated to play Varla in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill! . Will Britney experience a comeback on the same scale of John Travolta in Pulp Fiction ? Only time will tell (as will US Magazine, Star, In Touch, Hello, OK!, The National Enquirer, Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, and every show on E!).

The Best Links:

1. This Ain’t Gonna Be No “Crossroads” Bullsh*t
2. Almost Charlize Theron
3. Nothing Like A “Soft-Porn Classic” To Rejuvenate A Career
4. Scenes From “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”