The happiness hat can sense whether or not you are smiling, and stabs you in the back of the head with a metal spike if you aren't. If intense physical pain doesn't make you smile, nothing will.
http://projectrungay.blogspot.com/2009/09/harpers-bazaar-...
To get us in the mood for Halloween (and it's really creeping up!) check out this amazing Harper's Bazaar fashion shoot inspired by the Edward Scissorhands director. Fierce!
Celebrity Buzz If you've been looking for Internet sensation Debra, she's been hanging out backstage at MTV, talking sh*t about Kim Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari. Meanwhile, outside MTV's Times Square studio, the dummy dum dums were in fine form, lending their opinion on Kim Kardashian's fashion faux pas. IMPORTANT!
A men's style blog devoted to helping you dress like your favorite nerdy dude from television and movies. I can finally put together this exact ensemble Leonard Nimoy wore in 1972.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/23/opinion/23dowd.html?par...
The real question about Anna Wintour is not whether she's warm - she has her furs for that - but whether she can stay relevant in a more down-market age.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/20/nyregion/20garment.html...
Officials fear that if the factories leave, so will glamorous designers, threatening the city's image as a fashion capital.
Finally, proof that some models do enjoy the occasional American meal of choice. Also, hey, Fashion Industry. You're going to keep pumping this sh*t out, huh?
Style Buzz The skinny jean for men continues to dominate fashion (as designers attempt to push it on bros now, too), as illustrated in one reporter's journey into Williamsburg, Brooklyn - the epicenter of impossibly narcissistic hipsterdom - where denim leggings is the pant of choice. Despite my own personal clueless sense of fashion (which tends to never progress beyond “Hobo Goes Yachting”), I think it's safe to say that pilgrim shoes + visible junk = the worst. Unless, of course, you think your band is amazing.
Really, it was hard to find find a photo of someone in a fanny pack that wasn't awkward. Even hipsters have a hard time pulling this look off, but for some reason, a lot of people out there still try.
Music Buzz Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth wore a naughty t-shirt by broadcast television standards on Jimmy Kimmel last night. The cover art from Mokinox's I'm Your Chair CD-R depicts a naked dude sitting on a naked woman's ass and was called “gangsta” by ?uestlove.
Apparently all the rage overseas, the half outfit (aka: the assless outfit) brings new meaning to “business in the front, party in the back”
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Proving that Fran Fine was way ahead of her time, a new blog takes The Nanny's face and pastes it right over the bodies of models wearing today's hottest fashions. I'm not at all surprised that it works! Of course Fran couldn't afford couture before the show jumped the shark (and she finally married Mrs. Sheffield).
Style Buzz In the early 80's, someone gave Bill Cosby a sweater designed by Koos van den Akker, and history was made. Still doesn't explain the pudding obsession.
Style Buzz Mad Men creator Matt Weiner not only created a hit TV show, but also a future fashion icon. His eight-year old son, Arlo (named after Arlo Guthrie), is already causing a stir. The second grader wears bow ties, top hats, and was once followed down the street by Beck who was “taken by his head-to-toe plaid.” GQ calls Arlo's style “part Oliver Twist, part Royal Tenenbaums,” and I think he's absolutely dapper. Mad Men childrens' wear coming soon to an overpriced boutique near you!
While that headband may be hot, PETA (and Jim Henson) are gonna be pissssssssed.
Style Buzz Let's get it right up front: she's not. She's absolutely not. Which is why anyone calling her fat, as some German fashion crazies did, creates a firestorm. The best part is Karl Lagerfeld's note that neither he, France, nor Claudia Schiffer know who Heidi is. Being unknown by Karl Lagerfeld can actually put cellulite on your body.
That's not so much a picture of a homeless ghost as it is of a model at a Number Nine fashion show in the UK. Throw your skinny jeans out the window. This spring, it's all about looking f*cking terrifying.