Don’t just break wind. Destroy it.
Don’t just break wind. Destroy it.
Plus the man who turns NFL action into thousands of GIFs, the 5 best whiskeys for non-whiskey drinkers, and underwear that hide the smell of your farts.
Everybody farts. Not everyone owns up to it.
Why bother? The world is an unforgiving wasteland.
And it’s hilarious.
20 rip-roaring ads.
Any explanation that doesn’t involve Crash Bandicoot is invalid. Any explanation of anything.
A Social Security Administration employee’s daily fluffies were documented in a five-page official reprimand.
Just in time for Christmas!
In Korea, even farting is adorable.
Kenny’s got the giggles because this rhino is just letting it rip.
It’s the tumblr that will forever change the way you see fashion editorials. Because, really — don’t all models have that smug, stinkface look as though they just farted?
This “gas mask” puts the “ass” in class. Literally. (See what I did there?) This disposable flatulence deodoriser pad is designed to put an end to all awkward elevator encounters.
Benjamin Franklin, one of our beloved founding fathers, wrote an entire essay on flatulence. The essay, entitled Fart Proudly was written in response to a call for scientific papers from the Royal Academy of Brussels and was comprised of how food affects the smell of the stinky deed and the scientific testing of one’s farts. View List ›
Now we know what it sounds like when Speaker of the House John Boehner takes a satisfying slash in the Capitol Hill men’s room. Then again, maybe he was just letting a pent up SBD rip right before the elevator doors closed. (via firstread.msnbc.msn.com) Watch Video ›
Louis CK explains the most basic building block of comedy to Jon Stewart and the Daily Show audience. View Media ›
In this important news story, Fox 8 (Cleveland) anchor Tracy McCool reports on HA HA HA FARTS. She has a rather charming case of the giggles, as well as the sense of humor of an 8-year-old. McCool for President! (via huffingtonpost.com) Watch Video ›
Some people write beautiful poetry. Some people lift heavy weights over their heads. Some people compose symphonies. And some people perform cartoon and video game themes from the ’80s by making farting sounds with their hands. View List ›
There’s no graceful way to introduce this product, so we’ll just cut to the chase: “Subtle Butt” is a disposable patch of fabric with an “activated carbon layer” to which stench adheres and gets neutralized. Except there’s nothing subtle about farting.
More accurately: The Fart Suppressing Blanket. I called the number - and it’s real! Activated carbon fabric - saving one marriage at a time! Why would they not make underwear out of this miracle fabric? View Media ›
When herring fart, it sounds like a rattling can. Inaudible to predators, the farts can be used as “code language,” which is also what you should start calling it. Watch Video ›
Even fuzzy bunny Sadie needs to let one rip every once in a while. Okay, yes, it’s a sound effect, but you guys! Who cares! Bunny fart! Watch Video ›
These videos offer some very convincing reasons for thinking twice about those fart-covered Domino’s salami sandwiches. But thankfully, everyone involved just got fired. So I guess you could say Domino’s Pizza = safe and booger free once again…right? Watch Video ›
Like that snitch intern who sits too close to your desk, the Twittering office chair detects your farts - and tweets about them! Click through for step-by-step instructions on building your very own fart-sensing office chair 2.0. Read More ›
Check out this profile of Duffy “the gassy golfer” Martin. Strange noises follow Duffy everywhere he goes. Try not to fall in love, he’s a charmer. Jackie Kennedy Onassis even fell for it. Read More ›
Likely exhausted from promoting I Love You, Man (which, inexplicably, is still not yet in theaters), the film’s stars Jason Segel and Paul Rudd essentially field interview questions with fart noises. Fart noises: always classic. Paul Rudd and Jason Segel: always classic. Watch Video ›