How The Government Deals With A Serial Farter

A Social Security Administration employee’s daily fluffies were documented in a five-page official reprimand.

copyranter 4 months ago 109 responses

You Can Send A Fart By Mail Now

Just in time for Christmas!

Matt Bellassai 5 months ago 91 responses

Meet Kong Suni, The Farting Baby Doll

In Korea, even farting is adorable.

Summer Anne Burton 8 months ago 127 responses

Check Out This News Anchor Laughing At This Farting Rhino

Kenny’s got the giggles because this rhino is just letting it rip.

Brian Feldman 8 months ago 8 responses

Models Who Look Like They Just Farted

It’s the tumblr that will forever change the way you see fashion editorials. Because, really — don’t all models have that smug, stinkface look as though they just farted?

Peggy Wang 9 months ago 92 responses

Well This Is One Way To Hide Your Farts

This “gas mask” puts the “ass” in class. Literally. (See what I did there?) This disposable flatulence deodoriser pad is designed to put an end to all awkward elevator encounters.

Whovian 10 months ago 140 responses

Benjamin Franklin Wrote An Essay On Farting

Benjamin Franklin, one of our beloved founding fathers, wrote an entire essay on flatulence. The essay, entitled Fart Proudly was written in response to a call for scientific papers from the Royal Academy of Brussels and was comprised of how food affects the smell of the stinky deed and the scientific testing of one’s farts. View List ›

hgrant a year ago 6 responses

Rick Perry’s New Ad Is Better

I can’t put my finger on why, but this ad really captures the Governor. If I were Newt or Mitt, I’d be worried that Perry was finally finding himself. (via theclearlydope.tumblr.com) Watch Video ›

Jack Moore a year ago 87 responses

Boehner Gets Relief

Now we know what it sounds like when Speaker of the House John Boehner takes a satisfying slash in the Capitol Hill men’s room. Then again, maybe he was just letting a pent up SBD rip right before the elevator doors closed. (via firstread.msnbc.msn.com) Watch Video ›

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 22 responses

Why Farts Are Funny, By Louis CK

Louis CK explains the most basic building block of comedy to Jon Stewart and the Daily Show audience. View Media ›

TV on the Internet a year ago 115 responses

Reporter Laughs At Fart Story

In this important news story, Fox 8 (Cleveland) anchor Tracy McCool reports on HA HA HA FARTS. She has a rather charming case of the giggles, as well as the sense of humor of an 8-year-old. McCool for President! (via huffingtonpost.com) Watch Video ›

Scott Lamb a year ago 44 responses

Classic ’80s Theme Songs, Performed By Hand Farts

Some people write beautiful poetry. Some people lift heavy weights over their heads. Some people compose symphonies. And some people perform cartoon and video game themes from the ’80s by making farting sounds with their hands. View List ›

Tanner Ringerud 2 years ago 12 responses

Stick-On Fart Neutralizers Are Things That Exist on feeds.fashionista.com ›

There’s no graceful way to introduce this product, so we’ll just cut to the chase: “Subtle Butt” is a disposable patch of fabric with an “activated carbon layer” to which stench adheres and gets neutralized. Except there’s nothing subtle about farting.

Google Reader 2 years ago respond

Puppy Harassed With Fart Machine

Whenever she hears a fart noise she has to smell her ass. [Ed. note: This video is in the venerable tradition of dogs reacting to farts. You’re welcome.] Watch Video ›

memecore 3 years ago 56 responses

The Better Marriage Blanket

More accurately: The Fart Suppressing Blanket. I called the number - and it’s real! Activated carbon fabric - saving one marriage at a time! Why would they not make underwear out of this miracle fabric? View Media ›

Rick 3 years ago 36 responses

The Sound of Fish Farting

When herring fart, it sounds like a rattling can. Inaudible to predators, the farts can be used as “code language,” which is also what you should start calling it. Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 8 responses

Larry King Can’t Pronounce “E. Coli”

Larry King got his suspenders in a twist while trying to pronounce “E. Coli.” Granted, he may have just gotten caught up in his own farts. View Media ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Bunny Fart

Even fuzzy bunny Sadie needs to let one rip every once in a while. Okay, yes, it’s a sound effect, but you guys! Who cares! Bunny fart! Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 12 responses

Disgusting Domino’s People

These videos offer some very convincing reasons for thinking twice about those fart-covered Domino’s salami sandwiches. But thankfully, everyone involved just got fired. So I guess you could say Domino’s Pizza = safe and booger free once again…right? Watch Video ›

Brian Ries 4 years ago 25 responses

Office Chair Detects Farts

Like that snitch intern who sits too close to your desk, the Twittering office chair detects your farts - and tweets about them! Click through for step-by-step instructions on building your very own fart-sensing office chair 2.0. Read More ›

Brian Ries 4 years ago 5 responses

The 93-Year-Old Prankster

Check out this profile of Duffy “the gassy golfer” Martin. Strange noises follow Duffy everywhere he goes. Try not to fall in love, he’s a charmer. Jackie Kennedy Onassis even fell for it. Read More ›

Matt Stopera 4 years ago 9 responses

Paul Rudd and Jason Segel Make Fart Noises

Likely exhausted from promoting I Love You, Man (which, inexplicably, is still not yet in theaters), the film’s stars Jason Segel and Paul Rudd essentially field interview questions with fart noises. Fart noises: always classic. Paul Rudd and Jason Segel: always classic. Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 28 responses

Facts About Farts on scienceray.com ›

Did you know that most people fart about half a litre of fart gas per day? Totally true, and there’s more.

Andy Yaco-Mink 4 years ago 4 responses

iPhone Fart App on venturebeat.com ›

Fart apps are apparently big business on in the iPhone App store — VentureBeat reports the most popular ones make almost $10,000 a day.

TweetMeme 4 years ago respond

Anti-Flatulence Patches

Disposable patches that neutralize the odor of farts. There have been major strides in technology since “Oops, I crapped my pants.” Like a Brita filter for your panties, these activated carbon patches proclaim to eliminate the stench of flatulence. Read More ›

BuzzFeed 5 years ago respond