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Culture Buzz Benjamin Franklin, one of our beloved founding fathers, wrote an entire essay on flatulence. The essay, entitled Fart Proudly was written in response to a call for scientific papers from the Royal Academy of Brussels and was comprised of how food affects the smell of the stinky deed and the scientific testing of one's farts.
Culture Buzz Can't decide whether or not to start farting in front of your partner? Maybe this will help you decide.
Comedian W.C. Fields always said he never drank water “because fish fuck in it.” NatGeo's recent findings might be just as good a reason to stick to vodka. (via uniquedaily.com)
Someone at my office is laying down the pooping etiquette ground rules.
He's faking it, but the reactions are fantastic. Also writing this headline makes my parents so proud.
Pretend to fart in people’s faces enough, and this is bound to happen. Jack Vale has made a career of farting in public and making people uncomfortable.
What would you do if someone farted LOUDLY near you in a public place? That's exactly what Jack Vale does with a Pooter.
Food Buzz An amazing piece of condiment technology that you don't realize is doing what it's doing until it's too late. These videos are old, yes, but the tears streaming down your face from laughing will be brand new.
Music Buzz Some people write beautiful poetry. Some people lift heavy weights over their heads. Some people compose symphonies. And some people perform cartoon and video game themes from the '80s by making farting sounds with their hands.
This piece of art by Ryan Timm will punch you in the eyeballs, and then your eyeballs will say, “Harder.”
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To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.
While I'm sure this doesn't come as a surprise, the infamous “dutch oven” is a highly-debated issue. On behalf of women everywhere, Asylum editor Emily McCombs speaks out against the disgusting act in this public service announcement.
Another weird Japanese game show segment. Someone please tell me what that ka-ching/baby-crying sound effect means.
Even fuzzy bunny Sadie needs to let one rip every once in a while. Okay, yes, it's a sound effect, but you guys! Who cares! Bunny fart!
Tech Buzz Like that snitch intern who sits too close to your desk, the Twittering office chair detects your farts - and tweets about them! Click through for step-by-step instructions on building your very own fart-sensing office chair 2.0.
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The latest viral buzz from metro.co.uk gives a whole new meaning to “silent but deadly.”
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