Someone Farted Very Loudly On ESPN Today
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Watch dry ice explode, bubble, and fart. Yes, I said fart.
In Korea, even farting is adorable.
You’re going to think this was Photoshopped. So did I. But here’s the link to a New Zealand crime blotter to prove that, yes, this actually happened.
Can’t decide whether or not to start farting in front of your partner? Maybe this will help you decide.
Comedian W.C. Fields always said he never drank water “because fish fuck in it.” NatGeo’s recent findings might be just as good a reason to stick to vodka. (via uniquedaily.com) Watch Video ›
But not the accident you’re thinking of. A group called Clips-4-Sale is trying to buy the rights to the raw footage of this incident. Here is their hilariously juvenile letter to ABC on behalf of “flatulophiliacs” everywhere.
A deadly yet adorable combination. (via thefw.com) Watch Video ›
The former bodyguard of Britney Spears, Fernando Flores, has long alleged sexual harassment against Spears. But new court documents have added a disgusting level of specificity to the whole sordid affair, making it even sordider (it’s a word now). Flores claims that Spears would frequently make unwanted sexual advances, but her personal hygiene was so atrocious that he suffered psychological damage from the stinky come ons. Excessive farting and nose-picking are among her alleged crimes against sanitation. Also, she was (allegedly) so bombed on drugs that she insisted on being called Jennifer and Queen Bee. All charges are denied by the Spears camp. From Radar Online, here are the pertinent passages from the court filings. (via radaronline.com) View List ›
Pretend to fart in people’s faces enough, and this is bound to happen. Jack Vale has made a career of farting in public and making people uncomfortable. Watch Video ›
Help her! Emily, you sounded really erotic, better luck with your next kiss. View Image ›
A 21-year-old man named Marc Higgins is accused of stabbing four people, killing one, after the made fun of him for farting.
The Better Marriage Blanket claims to absorb flatulence molecules via an active carbon filter before anyone knows that they’re there. View Media ›
The #2 movie in America. America loves fart jokes and homophobia, right? Watch Video ›