Dallas News Station Pokes Fun At Social Media Sites

“Fox 4’s Matt Grubbs is on the scene, tweeting details to his 87 followers. Matt?” Seriously, I can’t figure out if this is a fake news station or not. Dallas residents? I mean, this is the same station that brought you “Nerf Game Locks down Texas University” and “Man in Pink Glasses Robs Gas Station.” Via Watch Video ›

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Desperate Pandora Employees Scramble To Find Song Man Likes on theonion.com ›

OAKLAND, CA—The headquarters of personalized online music provider Pandora remained in a state of chaos Thursday as frantic workers struggled to find a song that 32-year-old Boston subscriber Dave Lipton would enjoy.

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People Keep Blowing Their Job Interviews on theonion.com ›

With unemployment at its highest level in decades, the U.S. Department of Labor issued a report Tuesday suggesting the crisis is primarily the result of millions of Americans just completely blowing their job interviews.

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Conservatives Fooled by 3 Year Old Onion Article

A video published by The Onion in 2007 has recently resurfaced under the guise of real news. Really, this is just further proof that people are idiots. Click here for high-res image. View Image ›

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Thomas Kinkade Arrested for DUI, Escapes Conviction Yet Again For Crimes Against Art on avclub.com ›

Landscape painter Thomas Kinkade—known as the “Painter Of Light” because he trademarked that phrase for himself, and as a purveyor of patriotic and Christian-themed images that are meant to contain a “larger moral dimension”—has been busted for drunk driving.

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In Leaked Lecture, Details of China’s News Cleanups on nytimes.com ›

The top official at China’s official news agency told of how the agency gave leaders a fast and accurate picture of events and then changed that picture for the public.

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Congo’s AK-47 Stimulus Package

Nice touch with the French, Onion News Network. Very authentic. “Now we can go to the garbage dump to rummage for building supplies without worrying about the rebels raping us to death. Now I’m my own boss.” Gotcha Media View Media ›

Matt Wilstein 3 years ago 1 response

Bad CNN Headlines, Illustrated

We think this blog crudely illustrating CNN’s dumbest headlines is pretty brilliant. Sure, there’s bombs going off in Baghdad, but when we hit the CNN frontpage, we expect real news, like, “Man wears skirt to mow lawn, breaks law.” Read More ›

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