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“Fox 4's Matt Grubbs is on the scene, tweeting details to his 87 followers. Matt?” Seriously, I can't figure out if this is a fake news station or not. Dallas residents? I mean, this is the same station that brought you “Nerf Game Locks down Texas University” and “Man in Pink Glasses Robs Gas Station.” Via
http://www.theonion.com/articles/desperate-pandora-employ... ![[link]](http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/images/public/icons/external-link2.png){kind=icon}
OAKLAND, CA—The headquarters of personalized online music provider Pandora remained in a state of chaos Thursday as frantic workers struggled to find a song that 32-year-old Boston subscriber Dave Lipton would enjoy.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-unemployment-high...
With unemployment at its highest level in decades, the U.S. Department of Labor issued a report Tuesday suggesting the crisis is primarily the result of millions of Americans just completely blowing their job interviews.
A video published by The Onion in 2007 has recently resurfaced under the guise of real news. Really, this is just further proof that people are idiots. Click here for high-res image.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/painter-of-light-thomas-ki...
Landscape painter Thomas Kinkade—known as the “Painter Of Light” because he trademarked that phrase for himself, and as a purveyor of patriotic and Christian-themed images that are meant to contain a “larger moral dimension”—has been busted for drunk driving.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/04/world/asia/04china.html...
The top official at China's official news agency told of how the agency gave leaders a fast and accurate picture of events and then changed that picture for the public.
Politics Buzz Nice touch with the French, Onion News Network. Very authentic. “Now we can go to the garbage dump to rummage for building supplies without worrying about the rebels raping us to death. Now I'm my own boss.” Gotcha Media
Culture Buzz We think this blog crudely illustrating CNN’s dumbest headlines is pretty brilliant. Sure, there’s bombs going off in Baghdad, but when we hit the CNN frontpage, we expect real news, like, “Man wears skirt to mow lawn, breaks law.”
As in the real deal, Jacob will make you give him the side-eye. The…
