This probably began Anakin's transition towards the Dark Side. But it's totally worth it. (via rampagedreality.com)
TV Buzz … And roll end credits. Reality TV drama aside, “Entertainment Weekly” reports that 16-year-old Symone Black is fine. She was treated on-site for dehydration and continued with her AI auditions.
Sports Buzz Damn, girl! Even I know that Mark Sanchez plays for the Jets and I don't know a thing about football. For shame.
Culture Buzz And people wonder why print media is dying! Psst… the link is broken.
Learning how to count is already hard enough without publishers trying to confuse you.
Music Buzz Who let grandma get drunk and start singing again? Steven Tyler, of Aerosmith, “American Idol” and the art-imitating-life piece, “Dude (Looks Like a Lady),” sang the National Anthem at today's AFC Championship game. And by “sang,” I mean “took an aural shit on,” because YIKES. (via Gawker)
Culture Buzz 104.5 CHUM has since deleted the post from their Facebook page.
Culture Buzz A KING TV reporter in Seattle gets interrupted while covering a popular street closed for sledding. The news anchor has a good comeback, too.
TV Buzz Kim, Kim, Kim. No wonder you got duped into marriage for the cameras. …At least she knew that “Columbus sailed the ocean blue” in the first place?
Culture Buzz Because Dr. Pepper's “For Men Only” branded pop wasn't bad enough. Can't all soda be gender-neutral? (via eater.com)
Culture Buzz Hey, V Magazine: I think you're doing it wrong. Or maybe you're doing it right. All I know is that it's confusing my insides to see such attractive bodies contrasted with painted faces that conjure up the image of Gene Simmons' face underneath. (via thegloss.com)
TV Buzz Los Angeles' Telemundo 52 either had a major on-air graphic fail or planned a prank that meteorologist Ericka Pino was definitely not aware of. Here's Ericka attempting to deliver the weather report when suddenly the nice beach background changes to include the body of a fat, hairy dude who happens to be gyrating and thrusting. Did I mention there is a banana-hammock involved?
Sports Buzz Wait until the 0:37 mark. These guys are supposed to be warriors on the field, but all it takes is a cable-suspended piece of a/v equipment to have them run like frightened children.
Culture Buzz This is how I always imagine Jesus's ascension into the pearly gates. With all his dignity and harness intact.
This isn't some simple scratch, but a full head-on collision into a crosswalk light. Manhattan is clearly free from snow and ice, so we're wondering what his excuse is. (via carbuzz.com)
We’ve already seen one careless Fed-ex delivery guy, here is another freely tossing packages out of his truck. This video is from 2009 so apparently these kinds of practices have been going on for a while.
This supercut of the worst fails of the year is 12 minutes of painful schadenfreude.
Sports Buzz Side note: Who brings an iPad to a Lions game?