All the fun of a moustache tattoo , with none of the permanence. This is also probably the most affordable item that Jack Spade makes, so, win-win.

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1. Moustache Tattoos - Featured on BuzzFeed
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Link: http://jambandfanortaliban.blogspot.com/

Investigating facial hair, one Phish fan at a time. It's like a training blog for Bonnaroo security guards.

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Link: http://www.negativesideburns.com/

The rarest of hairstyles: Shaving your sideburns up to the top of the ear line. Goes well with: Mullets, mustache.

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2. Negative Sideburns, Defined

CULTURE BUZZ: A mouthpiece that lets you preserve those precious chin pubes. This looks a lot more complicated than it should be. Isn’t there just some kind of, like, plastic stencil you could use? The demonstration video is awesome though!

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1. GoateeSaver: Official Site
2. The Goatee Saver Gets Rid of Crooked Goatees (on a Site Called Coolest Gadgets?)
3. This Might Just Be a Very Well-Crafted Joke

Cuban drummer named Tico Torres has a tiny vagina-shaped goatee. Yes, goatees are gross. But a vagina-shaped goatee? Maybe the grossness cancels itself out.

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1. Cuban Drummer Has Tiny Vagina Growing On His Chin
2. Tico Torres on Wikipedia