All the fun of a moustache tattoo, with none of the permanence. This is also probably the most affordable item that Jack Spade makes, so, win-win.
http://jambandfanortaliban.blogspot.com/
Investigating facial hair, one Phish fan at a time. It's like a training blog for Bonnaroo security guards.
http://www.negativesideburns.com/
The rarest of hairstyles: Shaving your sideburns up to the top of the ear line. Goes well with: Mullets, mustache.
Culture Buzz A mouthpiece that lets you preserve those precious chin pubes. This looks a lot more complicated than it should be. Isn’t there just some kind of, like, plastic stencil you could use? The demonstration video is awesome though!
Cuban drummer named Tico Torres has a tiny vagina-shaped goatee. Yes, goatees are gross. But a vagina-shaped goatee? Maybe the grossness cancels itself out.