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11 Weirdly Angry Reactions To Red Lobster Feeding Robert Mills
Yesterday Buzzfeed editor Matt Stopera launched a successful campaign to get Robert Mills a free dinner at Red Lobster on his birthday. As usual, the internet erupted in self-righteous anger toward this socialist outrage.
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Image: Pure Genius
Sometimes, if you really want to troll someone, you need to plan a decade or so in advance.
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Image: Baby Got Back, Translated By Nerds
Facebook Status Update win! [Note: This is actually a recreation of a Reddit comment thread from last week, so you can follow the rest of it at the link.]
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Image: Facebook In A Nutshell
A template for every awful Facebook discussion you've ever witnessed. I'm thinking this would be a good format for BuzzFeed comments from now on - don't comment with your actual thoughts; comment with a description of the kind of comment you were planning on leaving. (Created by Chase Mitchell.)
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Image: The Entirety of “Star Wars: A New Hope” in One Facebook Thread
Uncle Owen commented on your status.
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Pokemon Status Updates
Culture Buzz Because even in the world of Pokemon facebook stalking still exists. Check out the rest here.
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Image: History, Via Facebook Status Updates
This is probably how history is going to be taught in schools within the next 50 years.
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Image: Facebook Comeback
Nothing like a good Facebook argument. [Ed. note: Quick, simple, and utterly devastating. This is how you do petty infighting on Facebook, people.]
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Image: Collection: The Best OpenBook Facebook Searches
Facebook is overhauling its privacy settings soon, so we should take advantage of the gloriousness that is OpenBook while we still can. HERE IS YOUR TASK: Go to OpenBook. Pick something awesome to search for and post a screenshot of the best status update you find in the comments. Here's mine. Post yours below!
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Link: Meanest Facebook Friends EVER!!!!!1
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Aimee really needs to delete some of her Facebook friends. This has to be the meanest status comment thread in the world.
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