It's probably not a good idea to carjack and choke a 72-year-old man when you have a big ole tattoo on your head. Why try?!
What's the deal with people getting the state of Florida tattoo'd on their faces? Here's another mugshot featuring the charming outline of the Sunshine State on 22-year old Sean Roberts' face. Seriously guys, I need some answers on this one. Florida: heed my call!