“Seriously! This guy?!”
And here you were thinking you didn’t have a valentine!
“Seal it with a hiss.” Find true roach-mance at the Bronx Zoo.
Reality vs EXpectations.
Because you’re never, ever, ever getting back together. (Like, ever.)
The retail giant is apparently going through a bad breakup, you guys.
*Googles how to be invisible*
We should all get a little somethin’ somethin’ for checking our voicemails.
Mainly just being so dumb literally all the time.
It’s a long journey. Don’t give up.
Love is crazy, y’all.
Omg what does THAT status mean?
This cannot possibly go wrong.
Plus a new kind of Photoshop travesty, the most elegant cocktail of the summer, and the new T.V. show that should make us all reconsider what we are doing with our time.
It’s fight or flight time. Or hide behind a hedge time. One of those.
You will run into them out in the world. You live in the same city, you have the same circle of friends — when you do, how do you react?
Actually Demi and Ashton were totally cool, it was the guy doing the videotaping that made me want to crawl into a ball and hide.
The exes who were married from 1990-1994 got into a heated twitter sort-of-argument that is truly a whirlwind of emotions. But don’t worry, it has a happy ending!
Or guy! Plus: liking your ex’s Instagram photos, and dealing with a subtweeter.
Depends: Are you terrible? Also: post-date Twitter rules, and untagging exes.
Everyone’s a little jealous of their girlfriend’s ex. Rapper Lil Dicky raps about it in his new video. NSFW-ish.
At least these photos make it seem that way.