Food Buzz Yes, these are real sodas. There are also pumpkin pie and sweet corn flavors. (via laughingsquid.com)
TV Buzz Not only has Carrie consumed over 900 gallons of urine during her 4-year addiction, but she uses a neti pot filled with her pee, too. You may now commence your “eww-ing” and vomiting noises. Thanks, “My Strange Addiction”!!
Celebrity Buzz Joining the ranks of other great stage pissers like Fergie and Andy Dick (not confirmed, but it probably happened), Marie Osmond earned her spot alongside the aforementioned esteemed artists when she laughed so hard that she peed herself during a segment on stage with brother Donny on the Donny and Marie Cruisin’ With Friends Bahamas cruise March 2.
Culture Buzz Fads are a rapidly changing part of culture, and thank sweet baby jesus for it because these trends really need to just stay in their proper decades as warning for past fashion faux pas. And no, none of these should be worn ironically, either.
Culture Buzz Thanks to Owen B. you can now experience “Toddlers and Tiaras” on a whole new plane of crazy. Now put it on loop for the next 10 hours until your brain melts. You're welcome.
Style Buzz Las Vegas-based fashion designer Malina Sharoni calls her edible candy bikini wear “haute couture.” Uh, no.
Culture Buzz Yuck: I think it's safe to say that “Fear Factor” has reached a new low. In the show's next episode, contestants will be asked to guzzle a glass of donkey semen AND a glass of donkey urine to progress to the next round of the game. Apologies if you've yet to eat your lunch today.
Culture Buzz A Redditor named Rory S Barnes found this letter that his grandmother wrote to his grandfather at their house. It gives the term “epic poem” new meaning. (via reddit.com)
Is it really only for babies? I want in. (via baconsalt.3dcartstores.com)
Politics Buzz Glenn Beck gets very happy about something called the Cut Cap Balance Pledge and then threatens to kiss Rick Santorum “in the mouth.” SO HOT. (via mediaite.com)
TV Buzz The Silver Fox is also standing up for the “cool parents” who let their 16 year old daughter marry that guy from Lost.
I guess humans aren't the only animals you can make centipedes from. Please be in Russia. I don't want this thing anywhere near me. (Via)
A man at a San Francisco porno shop bursts into flames, runs through the store and out onto the street as his clothes disintegrate. He sustained life-threatening, third degree burns over 90% his body and is still in critical condition. The cause is officially unknown, but the video poster seems to think crack was involved.
What's more offensive in this Indian weight loss ad, the sexism or the mutilated English? You're right…both. Oh, who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you, Dr. Honey Saji. You're so deliciously malpracticed, you dirty tummy!
Food Buzz Illustrations from The New York Times that throw into nauseating relief the average amount of sugar and high-fructose corn syrup we ingest as Americans. I can imagine Snooki caramelizing herself every night in that hot tub.
A British fashion student made these “Jimmy Cheese” shoes, sculpted from cheddar and soled with a stale cheese sandwich. A nuclear case of toe cheese.
Celebrity Buzz Charlie Sheen hulks out at the second, supposedly-not-quite-as-terrible night of his My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour. Lookin' pretty fit for a 45-year-old crazy person. More over at Celebuzz.
A Youtuber with the handle of Shoenice has carved out a niche for himself by eating weird things. Here are but a few of his gastronomic challenges, including tampons, lit matches and (most inedible of all) McDonald's.
Culture Buzz Photographs of a stark raving naked man at the very moment he was decked in the face for nudely grinding on people at the Ultra Music Festival. We didn't have to make the censor badges very big, if you catch our innuendo about his small genitals. More, including video, over at Barstool Boston.
Culture Buzz People don’t get to choose their diseases. But if they could, here are some that would definitely make the “do not want” list.
Dallas Mavericks player Shawn Marion has a severely dislocated pinkie that he has no intention of fixing. He injured it earlier this season, but has no recollection of exactly how his hand was deformed into a gnarled, arthritic nightmare. On the plus side, his shadow puppetry is amazing.
Celebrity Buzz In a passage that wasn't published in his new book, author and journalist Neil Strauss recounts a run-in he had with Paris Hilton in which she admitted she “can't stand black guys.” The whole exchange is pretty jaw-dropping. And if you didn't pick it up from the “Saving Private Ryan” hint, they're talking about Vin Diesel.
Celebrity Buzz Oh no, Taytay's at it again! I guess pretending to be a lesbian and dancing with shirtless fans is her thing now. It's an easy way to get attention, I hear.
Culture Buzz The Situation's comedy routine at the roast of Donald Trump was instantly hailed the worst thing ever, but it somehow just got worse. Comedy Central deemed a joke aimed at Snoop Dogg as too racist and cut it from the broadcast. Here is that joke, plus a few more offensive cracks at the expense of Marlee Matlin and Larry King that were omitted, as told by the The Leprechaun from “Leprechaun.” Y'know, because it's St. Patrick's Day. Shut up.
Celebrity Buzz Actress Renee Ostead in a series of dirty photos. Who is Renee Olstead exactly? Apparently a star of The Secret Life of an American Teenager. Regardless, having joined the prestigious Teen Starlets From Wholesome Youth Programming Taking Filthy Cell Phone Pictures Of Themselves Club, she's famous now. Even NSFWer photos over at I Heart Chaos.