27 Reasons Why You Should Not Get A Cat
The real terrorists are closer than you ever imagined.
The real terrorists are closer than you ever imagined.
It’s not clear if Apple Maps was involved.
Knowing is half the battle.
Scientists have discovered something called “The Devil Worm” deep beneath the Earth. This sucker is the deepest living animal known to man. It can withstand extreme heat and pressure, and also chew through your dreamcatcher.
Turns out they don’t bury their head in the sand. If it weren’t for the diligence of Poorly Drawn Lines we may never have known of ostrich treachery.
Well, we tried.
Their false reign as cuddly bears has come to an end. Do not be deceived by their claim to family friendly entertainment and increased toy sales!
“How to own your owner in five easy steps.” Oh cats, they’re such scamps.
Who will lazy advertisers use as the embodiment of evil now that Osama bin Laden is dead? View List ›
Clips from the 1994 Mexican film “Herencia Diabolica,” about an enchanted doll that comes to life in the form of an evil midget clown. Here are a few clips to provide nightmare fuel for the clown car stuffed with your every phobia. Watch Video ›
Like the Shriners?
This is one ride that no cat should have to endure. And just look at that evil child! Katie is all smiles. Watch Video ›
ABC Nightline covers the anti-gay bill in Uganda and asks the question, “does this seem Christian.” Apparently, yes, to the pastor interviewed. Watch Video ›
I can deal with the concentrated evil he spreads via his personal evil dump valve, but the lapsed Catholic thing? This cat has gone too far. Click through for more. (via) View Image ›
A muffled house beat. Sweaty, naked bodies. A man, thrusting away from behind. Boobs. And then…Hitler’s mustache? It’s all to drive home the message for World AIDS Day 2009: “AIDS is a mass murderer.” Heavy stuff. Watch Video ›
Just looking at this picture of the Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger has my stomach yearning for a Zantac 150 and baking soda. Don’t know too much about it, but the feast includes two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese to make a rather deluxe sandwich! View Image ›
This is probably the most difficult game on the web right now — I guarantee you won’t get to Level 10. If you win, you lose, if you know what I mean.
Why someone would do this, I don’t know. It’s evil and it’s wrong.
Update: Thanks to everyone who helped make this potentially evil collection of insanely catchy songs! We’ve put the songs you contributed in a playlist, which can be used whenever you want to find a replacement for a song that’s driving you nuts. Let’s build this playlist even more. Add a song that gets stuck in your head below. Read More ›