Best telephone manners rap you'll hear all week. “She was really dedicated to her job!” “For sure..”

@LenKendall about a year ago

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Don't mess around with kids, or you will slip into a hallucination where a big badass yellow dinosaur wearing Raybans kicks your ass and scoops up your kiddie porn collection.

A Lep Is A Ball about a year ago

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No description I could ever attempt to cobble will match the awesomeness that is this video of Evangelical Trekkies. (From EverythingIsTerrible, naturally.)

Dino Ignacio about 2 years ago

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To “celebrate” his return to The Tonight Show, Everything Is Terrible cut together clips from Jay Leno's 1989 film Collision Course. Nothing like a little old-fashioned racism and misogyny to win America over. Welcome back Jay!

Tanner Ringerud about 2 years ago

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This kid's willing to take advice from some lame skateboarder, but not from an advanced robot programmed to play music, run a diner, and spread the word of God?

Tanner Ringerud about 2 years ago

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Christianity's biggest threat? Pokemon. Little, reclusive, power-filled monsters.

Tanner Ringerud about 2 years ago

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The first thing that you need to know is that the internet is amazing.

Tanner Ringerud about 2 years ago

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“Always format B:”. Words to live by. Look out for the stinkin' dinosaur wreaking havoc at 1:40 - I told you they're no good. (from, via)

Bwgan about 2 years ago

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Unearthed from the '80s, this video extolling the virtues of chocolate is surprisingly unappealing. The technicolor quality of a VHS camcorder just doesn't do that chocolate any justice.

Peggy Wang about 2 years ago

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This video starts strange, but then about halfway through takes a hard left turn into nightmare territory. (via)

Tanner Ringerud about 2 years ago

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[Editor's Note: This is what it's like living on a Yoga farm. It's scary and unpleasant and ultimately just traumatizing. Nobody has a good time. Do not live on a yoga farm.] Brought to you by the awesome folks at Everything Is Terrible!

Tim T. about 2 years ago

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I wonder if I sound so toolish when I go on one of my Being-a-smoker-should-not-make-me-a-second-class-citizen rants. I should just quit. [Everything is Terrible]

Gustavo Araoz about 2 years ago

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So bad it is good. [Editor's Note: From Everything Is Terrible, of course. Don't forget to practice your silly voices before you deliver the balloons.]

Funkatron about 2 years ago

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Hilarious safety videos are what Fridays are for. [Via Everything Is Terrible]

Tim T. about 3 years ago

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Transsexual European icon (who knew?) Amanda Lear sang a song in 1983 called “Love Your Body” that we imagine was a f*cked up, fat-pride reaction to Olivia Newton-John. How Everything Is Terrible didn't pick this up at a garage sale before we found it is still beyond us.

Eliot Glazer about 3 years ago

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Now moms are on the net, too, and it looks like they're really making the most of it. Shit gets surreal around a minute in when some weird dude with hair shows up carrying roses. (Via the always wonderful Everything Is Terrible.)

Jack Shepherd about 3 years ago

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Here's a vintage video that shows you how to get giant, explosive legs…the gay way. So this is how you get giant calves! I thought I'd have to resort to getting calf implants like that guy on True Life: I'm Getting Plastic Surgery.

Peggy Wang about 3 years ago

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Without a doubt the weirdest video you've seen today… I promise.

Mr Endswell about 3 years ago

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Some solid advice for picking up babes via Everything Is Terrible. Don't worry too much about what you're going to say or whether you're a weird, ugly, awkward, creepy dude. Just trust your instincts and go for it. Girls go wild for that stuff.

Jack Shepherd about 3 years ago

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Touch your hand to the screen if you're doing cocaine right now. Everything Is Terrible leads us down another wonderful path.

Edith Zimmerman about 3 years ago

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