Let’s all agree, here and now, that everything will stay the same forever.
Everything Is Terrible! loves the internet and hates nostalgia. An interview with the web’s premiere VHS archeologists.
Best telephone manners rap you’ll hear all week. “She was really dedicated to her job!” “For sure..” Watch Video ›
Don’t mess around with kids, or you will slip into a hallucination where a big badass yellow dinosaur wearing Raybans kicks your ass and scoops up your kiddie porn collection. Watch Video ›
In this vintage video called “How to Become the Love of His Life,” girls being straightforward with guys gets awkward really fast. This is pretty much the only way to get that shy hipster boy of your dreams to date you. Good luck!
Sick of those boring videos? Need something to freshen up your drab weekend? Well, have we got the video mashup for you! Everything is Terrible! does it again with a creation featuring all the “befores” of infomercials. View Media ›
Unearthed from the ’80s, this video extolling the virtues of chocolate is surprisingly unappealing. The technicolor quality of a VHS camcorder just doesn’t do that chocolate any justice. Watch Video ›
[Editor’s Note: This is what it’s like living on a Yoga farm. It’s scary and unpleasant and ultimately just traumatizing. Nobody has a good time. Do not live on a yoga farm.] Brought to you by the awesome folks at Everything Is Terrible! Watch Video ›
Transsexual European icon (who knew?) Amanda Lear sang a song in 1983 called “Love Your Body” that we imagine was a f*cked up, fat-pride reaction to Olivia Newton-John. How Everything Is Terrible didn’t pick this up at a garage sale before we found it is still beyond us. Watch Video ›
Now moms are on the net, too, and it looks like they’re really making the most of it. Shit gets surreal around a minute in when some weird dude with hair shows up carrying roses. (Via the always wonderful Everything Is Terrible.) Watch Video ›
Here’s a vintage video that shows you how to get giant, explosive legs…the gay way. So this is how you get giant calves! I thought I’d have to resort to getting calf implants like that guy on True Life: I’m Getting Plastic Surgery. Watch Video ›
Without a doubt the weirdest video you’ve seen today… I promise. Watch Video ›
Some solid advice for picking up babes via Everything Is Terrible. Don’t worry too much about what you’re going to say or whether you’re a weird, ugly, awkward, creepy dude. Just trust your instincts and go for it. Girls go wild for that stuff. Watch Video ›
A blog dedicated to the worst (best?) moments from VHS dollar bins. A new favorite thing for sure.