Louis CK revisits his famous Conan appearance and reassures us that while all the examples he gives of our cultural impatience are actually him, he also thinks we're a shitty generation. Not a shit generation, though. Just shitty. If we had jetpacks, we'd think they were the crappiest jetpacks out there.
Transsexual European icon (who knew?) Amanda Lear sang a song in 1983 called “Love Your Body” that we imagine was a f*cked up, fat-pride reaction to Olivia Newton-John. How Everything Is Terrible didn't pick this up at a garage sale before we found it is still beyond us.
Louis CK decries our basic lack of amazement on Conan. Kids today! They just don't appreciate the global communications network, or jet travel.