Perhaps the greatest invention of all time? Edison has nothing on this.

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1. Longcat is Long (FYI)
2. Longcat | Know Your Meme
3. LONGCAT: The Movie

ATTENTION FURRIES!! This plush teddy bear with an oversized handcrafted vagina is being sold on Etsy.com for only $35. Regretsy is my new favorite blog.

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1. Buy the Vagina Bear Here

Stitching just made you gay. Are we nuts, or does it look like she's birthing Groucho Marx?

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1. via Regretsy

Stephen Colbert's worst nightmare. [ Editor's Note : And they're on sale! You probably need one of these pretty urgently.]

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Link: http://www.regretsy.com/

Regretsy is filled with crafts listed on Etsy that pretty much have no business being sold for real money. Check out the great Frida Kahlo Uterus Plushie , Michael Jackson Baseball , Pokemon Menstrual Pad . I know where I'm getting my awkward white elephant office gifts!

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Artist Lauren Gregg has a whole collection of nerdy animal illustrations. All of which are impossibly cute. This here is the Record Store Nerd, and I'm pretty sure I'm friends with about 8 of these in real life. Click through to view more, or look at her prints over at Etsy . ( via )

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Who needs a tuxedo cat when you get kitty all dapper in his own tie, courtesy of Etsy merchant natorious ? Take note, friend . Nobody wears those hats anymore except for fat tourists. (via Paw Nation )

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STYLE BUZZ: I've been seeing a lot of gory-but-whimsical homemade scarves lately. On a less whimsical note: a search for “death” on Etsy turns up some rather alarming artwork. But I did find this Skull of Death USB holder , so not a total loss.

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1. the Mike Tyson punch-out scarf
2. Coffin scarf
3. Slasher scarf
4. Racoon roadkill scarf (sad)
5. DIY bloody saw scarf
6. This is a scarf of death if you’re a vegan.

For only $200 you can buy this homemade Star Trek-inspired corset. Or you could just stare at the seller's page. Whatever works.

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1. Buy Your Own Star Trek Corset!
2. via Boing Boing

One thing blogs can’t compete with: wooden bookmarks. As much as we love Instapaper , we have to admit that sometimes the unmistakable smell of aged bound paper is where it’s at.

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1. via FFFFOUND!
2. Instapaper - Featured on BuzzFeed

“Asian Chick” artwork by Maeve Donohue. For sale on Etsy .

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1. Asian Chick Print For Sale On Etsy

FOOD BUZZ: A seller on Etsy has crafted vegan soaps made from Pabst and Guinness. This is probably the last thing you want to bathe yourself with the morning after a vomitous night of binge drinking. But for any of you who have ever looked at a keg and wished you were soaking in it, bathing with beer soap might be the next best thing.

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1. Buy the Beer Soap on Etsy
2. Beer Actually Has a Broad Range of Uses, Including Antibacterial Cleansing Properties
3. The Soap Is Vegan
4. Bathing with Beer without the Hangover
5. Experimentations in Soapmaking: Sierra Nevada vs Busch Lite vs Blue Moon
6. Guinness Soap on Etsy (Sold Out for Now)
7. An Alternative to Bathing in a Keg

FOOD BUZZ: Designers and crafters are producing creative alternatives to cardboard Java Jackets. The designs range from a wooden cuff that doubles as a bracelet to knitted and patchwork sleeves with pockets. I wonder how long until Louis Vuitton and Gucci get in on the action.

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1. CupKozy II - Heather Grey / Pink
2. Coffee Cuff Does Double-Duty As Jewelry
3. Buy the Coffee Cuff
4. Coffee Sleeves For Sale on Etsy
5. Coffee Sleeve with Pocket
6. Knitted Coffee Sleeves
7. Reusable Coffee Sleeves to Save the Earth