Start eating food the authentic way!
Oh, the polite agony of it all. Adapted from @SoVeryBritish.
So that’s why guys spread their legs so wide on the train.
Plus Amy Poehler stole Seth Meyers’s credit card, an easy infographic to make sure you’re running properly, and the final mock draft before the 2014 NFL Draft begins tonight.
Are you one of those people?
CAN YOU MOVE DOWN, PLEASE?
Here are 27 pages from my first book NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette and 10 pages that didn’t make the book.
If you’re stressed about the right and wrong ways to sit, you can stop.
Put down the soy sauce and no one gets hurt.
Dollar, dollar, bills, y’all.
AKA how to text like a person, a real person.
K is the worst, but kk is the double worst.
There are rules to stuffing your face, you know.
Plus a burger made with the body and blood of Christ, the question of realism in the new sci-fi film “Gravity,” and a coloring book based on Salt-n-Pepa.
First a Kanye rant against Jimmy Kimmel, then this.
A survey commissioned by the dating websites ChristianMingle and JDate finds that our phones are making dating easier (kind of) and more stressful all at once. We’re all in this together.
Birthday etiquette is hard enough to navigate IRL, but the internet makes everything even weirder. Here’s your guide to do online birthdays with social grace!
How to be nice on that photo-sharing app with the little ghost on it.
Or guy! Plus: liking your ex’s Instagram photos, and dealing with a subtweeter.
Sneak preview: There are none. Also, how to end a Facebook message thread with dignity.
Plus: the ethics of Facebook tagging.
Ha! Heh? Hmmm. Also: What happens when you run into an OkCupid human offline? And using your ex’s HBO Go password.
Plus: how to deal with Twitter pests. And the bizarre gender norms of OkCupid.
Once someone finds out you’re a vegetarian (or vegan), everything changes. It’s sooo annoying.
It’s for sharing news and talking shit. That’s it. Also: Twitter flirting (???) and online ex-avoidance.
Artist and Redditor Nathan W. Pyle made these wonderful Gifs of basic tips and etiquette for living in New York City. Boy are they spot on.
No. But that doesn’t mean you should take them! Also: How soon is too soon for Gchat? And when to discipline your dumb Facebook friends.