Someone Farted Very Loudly On ESPN Today
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Is Joe Paterno Still Alive?
A burning question that someone apparently has.
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Millionaire ESPN Columnist Writes Laziest Article In Sports History
It must’ve taken him at LEAST ten minutes to finish this “poem.”
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Anti-Gay Comments Nothing New For ESPN NBA Writer
Chris Broussard’s public history of couching intolerance against gays as part of his religious beliefs goes back several years.
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Why Did ESPN Put Chris Broussard On The Air To Talk About Jason Collins?
Updated with ESPN’s statement of “regret” that the basketball analyst’s opinions about gay people were a “distraction,” and with Broussard’s statement.
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NBA Reporter Calls Homosexuality A Sin On TV
ESPN basketball analyst Chris Broussard called being gay an “open rebellion to God” during the network’s special report on Jason Collins coming out today.
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Jason Collins Vs. Tim Tebow Coverage Represents Old Vs. New ESPN
Bob Ley throwing some punches here.
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Richard Sherman Attacks Skip Bayless On The Air: “I’m Better At Life Than You”
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Basketball Announcer Asks His Partner If He’s "Been Ridden" Before, Hilarity Ensues
Bill Raftery’s got onions.
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Notre Dame Student Sinks GameDay Half Court Shot For $18,000
Notre Dame senior Casey Murdock hit the State Farm half-court shot on his second try. Keep an eye out for the Notre Dame fan wearing the bunny suit.
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Did Beats By Dre Headphones Help LeBron James Become An MVP? (No.)
But record honcho Jimmy Iovine thinks so.
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Snowmobiler Dies From Injuries Sustained At The X Games
Caleb Moore died seven days after crashing his snowmobile while attempting a backflip.
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When ESPN Talks Dirty
In honor of Tony Kornheiser accidentally using a four-letter slang term for a woman’s special area on television last week, here’s a quick collection of the Worldwide Leader’s most prominent innuendoes and profanities of the last half-decade or so. (NSFW — language.)
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Why ESPN Is The Worst, In One Crazy Obnoxious Photo
There’s just over a week until the Super Bowl. So what do you think they were talking about?
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ESPN Hired The Swedish Chef
BRB applying for a job at SportsCenter. Next, they’ll be hiring Gonzo to do sideline commentary.
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Hear Manti Te’o And A Journalist Speak About His Fake Dead Girlfriend
“I’m reattaching my jaw. It’s one of the weirdest, saddest stories I’ve ever come across.”
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Brent Musburger Is Still A Horny Old Man
Announcer charmed by sideline reporter.
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ESPN Parts With Commentator Who Questioned Robert Griffin III’s “Blackness”
Rob Parker will not return to “First Take.”
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ESPN Shows Pro Bowler Kissing His Husband
In a total win move, the network didn’t shy away from an intimate moment between Scott Norton and his husband during the 2012 PBA Chameleon Championship.
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ESPN Personality Calls RGIII An Uncle Tom
Rob Parker went on the air and decided to question Robert Griffin III’s “blackness.”
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London Fletcher Is Your New Favorite Football Player
This man should be required to wear a microphone at all times. Thankfully he was wearing one for Monday Night Football, because he’s hilarious and insane.
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A Two-Man Oral History Of "The Princess Bride" Episode Of ESPN NFL Kickoff
The men behind ESPN’s Princess Bride-reference-filled show talk about how it happened.
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Stephen A. Smith Definitely Just Said “Nigga Please” On TV
And it was by far the least obnoxious thing he’s ever said.
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Liam Neeson Goes On SportsCenter, Curses On The Air
Plus he says he knows nothing about football, and the anchor still asks him about Tim Tebow. We get it, ESPN. You love Tim Tebow.
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Every (Major) College Football Fan In 53 Seconds
Okay so a lot are missing, but this video from ESPN Unite is pretty tremendous if just for the Notre Dame bit.
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Stephen A. Smith Thought An Onion Article About Him Was Real
Peeps got jokes.
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Is The New SportsCenter Commercial The Best Ever?
John Clayton has a ponytail. I repeat: John Clayton has a ponytail.
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The Most NSFW Of All SportsCenter Segments
I just hope Bill Parcells was out of the studio by the time they got to this.
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ESPN’s Tebow Love Goes To New Absurd Heights
There’s something in the (holy) water in Bristol.
