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Cocky 17-Year-Old Gets Ruined In A Rap Battle With His English Teacher
Culture Buzz 17-year-old Blizzard gets right in his English Teacher’s face, before taking the beating of a lifetime. Skip to 1:30 for the start of the battle. Mark Grist is immense.
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Video: British Dude Heckles Drunk People Who Pee Outside His House
“This isn't a ur-i-nal. People live here.” Apparently, this Hoxton, England man's street beneath his apartment is the local hotspot for drunken public urination. And now he's taking a stand. (via asylum.co.uk)
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Video: KO'd By A Baguette
Meanwhile, the pinata survives unscathed. Poor guy is never gonna hear the end of this from his mates! (Via)
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Video: Soccer Fan Loses It
Check out this fan lose his mind after watching his beloved English soccer club Arsenal give up a 4 goal lead. As a fellow Arsenal supporter, I feel his pain.
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Video: Three Dogs Walk Into A Bar (1986)
Back in the day before the internet was common, we watched funny animal videos on TV. Even though the technology wasn't as advanced, the animal videos were still pretty funny. Check out this video of German Shepherds at a bar from a 1986 episode of BBC's That's Life if you don't believe me.
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Link: Soccer Reporter Invents New Kind of English
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935691
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When I get excited about a sporting event, I speak in gibberish, too. Go team! Athletics!
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Sign Language-A Short Film
Culture Buzz Ben is at his current job for the last time and wants to share his thoughts. Watch till the end, it's worth it.
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Video: UFO for Breakfast
A flashing white light flew across the screen during a live TV broadcast by BBC Look North's Colin Briggs in Newcastle yesterday. [Editor's Note: Alien attack! In Newcastle on Tyne, for some reason. Did they lose their map or something?]
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Video: Sweaters for Chickens
Like many women in the later part of life, these adorable old English ladies spend their time knitting. But they aren't knitting for their children, grandchildren or even the family dog, they're knitting for the community chicken coop.
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Video: A Heap of Trouble (NSFW)
This happened to me once. When you feel that call, there's just nothing you can do about it. To reiterate, this is totally NSFW, and not in the good way. Enjoy. (Via.)
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Image: The Perfect Englishman
Based on the results of a survey asking English men whose facial features they'd most like to have, this is a composite image made from Orlando Bloom's nose, Hugh Grant's hair, Daniel Craig's eyes, rugby player Jonny Wilkinson's mouth, Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton's skin, and Ewan McGregor's jaw. There you have it, ladies - the ultimate Englishman would look kind of like a simpering douchebag. But you probably already knew that.
