We love you, but some of the things you do are just weird.
Put all these bad boys in the sin bin.
No, I’m not from Birmingham.
Half to the city, please!
As illustrated by dogs, cats, turtles and, of course, sloths.
Pirate fancy dress is now the norm.
Because charts and graphs are what you need when you’re a bit pissed.
Mostly because it’s bloody perfect.
Mr. Happy wouldn’t be quite as cheerful, for starters.
She gave it the royal treatment at the BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge.
Two-tier shopping, beautiful countryside, and outstanding pubs. What more could you want?
American lawyer Michael Garcia, whose 18-month investigation formed the basis of the inquiry, has disowned FIFA’s interpretation of his report.
If only every history lesson could be like this.
Those dreaming spires won’t leave your heart.
Includes David Beckham posing uncomfortably with a giant plate of fishfingers. From the amazing tumblr Awkward Football Photo Shoots
The best city, in the best county. Live there once and you’ll never regret it.
Mind the gap that’s been left in my heart.
Just because Irn-Bru is widely available now doesn’t make it the same, OK?
“God Save The Queen, And Our Hearts.”
“Honestly, I love being a tour guide for every single one of my friends in the summer.”
The nation of comfort foods. Whoever said Britain doesn’t have good cuisine has obviously never read this list.
Sithee our kid, you don’t ‘alf talk funny.
But what time is it really?
He nails it, then he nails it again, and then he nails it some more.
There is no Mel B, only Zuul.
“Rings? We were supposed to get rings?”