29 Things Her Majesty The Queen Is Probably Thinking
Officially servin’ royal realness for 60 years.
Officially servin’ royal realness for 60 years.
Immediately after registering their union under the United Kingdom’s Civil Partnership Act, the couple filed for asylum fearing they would be killed if they return to Pakistan.
Xenna Kristian, an 18-year-old Taylor Swift impersonator, was beaten up at her school due to her likeness to the young popstar.
Some pregnant ladies crave cake. The Duchess affixed one to her forehead.
She says her beautiful appearance has made her the subject of harassment and jealousy in the workplace.
The makers of the show are about to make a film about Shakespeare, and not a moment too soon. Horrible Histories is amazing. Here are just some of the things it has taught us.
Police say the attack was unprovoked.
Sorry, Sassenachs. This is just fact.
Can I be young again now, please?
Finally.
The former prime minister inspired bitter tunes by Elvis Costello, Morrissey, Pink Floyd, and many others. Update: She died April 8, 2013, at age 87 — though her death was celebrated by musicians years ago.
You may not like it shaken, or stirred, or even like martinis at all for that matter, but deep down, you still know which Bond you are. See if you’re right with our quiz.
The Caped Crusader, as it turns out, is British and could probably stand to lose a few pounds. An unidentified man in an ill-fitting Batman outfit escorted a wanted burglar to a police station in northern England, then disappeared awkwardly into the night.
The MCM Midlands Comic Con Expo was held today in Telford, England. Photos from the event reveal that it was awesome, adorable, and that one of the attendees’ “real name” is Thor Pendragon.
Richard Graham told a newspaper that women in high heels and short skirts are more likely to get raped. Graham later clarified, saying it’s about “risk maintenance.” (via thisisgloucestershire.co.uk)
The decision to stop permanently flying the British flag outside Belfast City Hall has sparked the worst violence since the 1998 Good Friday peace agreement. Only Kate Middleton’s birthday was a brief respite from the violence. Here’s a breakdown of the riots and the growing unrest in the country.
The rare photo has been put up for auction by RR Auction COA.
Count all the animals! Or in this case, penguins and meerkats.
Vandalizing vandalism for the sake of the children. Sometimes, a little holiday cheer takes a vaguely illegal act. (via blameitonthevoices.com)
Britain’s Prince Charles met with Dori the Dwarf (played by Mark Hadlow), during a visit to New Zealand last week.
Jaw dropping brilliance from the big Swede.
This time, he’s chasing not only deer, but elephants, ostriches, hedgehogs, and a T-Rex.
This might be an overreaction, England.
The townsfolk are not uniformly thrilled.
Don’t call your elders a bunch of twats.
We came. We saw. We made this tapestry. Conquering England, you guys.
She rolls deep.
Man, it would be fun to be there.
Obama campaign advisers slam Mitt Romney’s trip abroad as an utter failure.
Mitt’s lack of enthusiasm for the U.K. predates his recent kerfuffle with David Cameron. Here’s a choice quote from Romney’s 2010 book, No Apologies.
