Sports Buzz You don't play sports if you don't wanna sweat, but everyone can agree that badminton and rugby are two different…ballgames. Extreme sports up the ante, and if you're gonna suit up, you better know what you're getting yourself into.
Food Buzz Facedrink claims it can give you “social energy.” To be fair, had it been called Assdrink, the energy it gives you might be considered a little antisocial.
http://www.ivillage.com/energy-drinks-may-hurt-kids-study...
They certainly can't help.
The FDA is purportedly investigating into Four Loko, aka the nectar of the gods, continuing its crusade against alcoholic energy drinks. College students across the country have already begun stocking up: a Syracuse University student recently spent $150 buying out all the local supplies. But how else will we ever consume both liquor and caffeine simultaneously now?
Food Buzz The next stop on the Kanye West Commoditization Tour: an “organic energy drink!” All I am missing now are Kanye jeans and ice cream.
Based on Boing Boing's “Unicorn Chaser,” a image that would purify your eyes after viewing some sort of horribleness the internet served you up, this beverage promises to re-energize even the most disturbed YouTubers. I really need to keep one of these on my desk…for when the next Goatse strikes.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sns-ap-energy-drin...
MillerCoors LLC announced it will remove caffeine, taurine, guarana and ginseng from the alcoholic energy drink, and will not produce caffeinated alcohol beverages in the future. Hey, look on the bright side: now you finally have an excuse to sit home and watch reruns of The Ghost Whisperer.