Which Apocalyptic Scenario Are You Equipped To Survive?

Not all world-ending events are created equal. Take this quiz to discover which apocalypse you better hope hits first.

Donna Dickens 2 months ago 38 responses

Reassuring Headline Of The Day

I seriously cannot fully express how relieved I am about this. (via Kristen Hersh.)

Jack Shepherd 4 months ago 146 responses

“The Mayans Are Here” In A Hilarious Parody Of Azealia Banks

No more Grindr?! It’s the end of the world as we know it.

Stacy Lambe 4 months ago 45 responses

The Crappiest Ways The World Could End

Even worse than you imagined. I’ll miss you.

Andrew Gauthier 4 months ago 70 responses

24 Things Way Worse Than The World Ending

The end of times on Dec. 21, 2012, isn’t the worst-case scenario. It could be way worse.

Katie Notopoulos 4 months ago 174 responses

If The World Ends, Which Celebrity Will You Be Most Sad About Not Ever Sleeping With?

We all have our “hall passes” – but what if the world ends and you never get to use it? Who do you most wish you still had a chance with?

Whitney Jefferson 4 months ago 15 responses

Do You Know How The World Ends?

The Mayans didn’t clue us in to how the world would end, but these movies had their own ideas. Can you match the film with the apocalypse?

Louis Peitzman 4 months ago 14 responses

19 Future Inventions We’ll Never See, Thanks To The Apocalypse

Say your goodbyes to these never-realized-ideas before it’s too late. Oh well. Being a human was about to get SO COOL.

Donna Dickens 4 months ago 23 responses

How To Make The Most Of The Apocalypse

Keep on snacking ‘til the world ends. Duh.

Hunter Schwarz 4 months ago 46 responses

21 Things You’ll Never Get To See On TV If The World Ends

Leonardo DiCaprio actually winning an Oscar.

Krutika Mallikarjuna 4 months ago 85 responses

17 Reasons Why The World Can’t End Tomorrow

These people make valid points.

Alanna Okun 4 months ago 42 responses

14 Best Craigslist Ads Of The Apocalypse

“It is highly unlikely the world will end Friday … but just in case you should experience the pleasure of my massage.”

Anna North 4 months ago 63 responses

38 End Of The World Movies In 3 Minutes

Youtuber CriticaDaqueleFilme created this supercut of movies that depict the end of the world. Seems fitting, since some people still believe that the end of the world is happening this Friday.

realgenius88 4 months ago 9 responses

19 Dogs Who Are Worried About The Apocalypse

They aren’t buying that leap year thing.

Molly Horan 5 months ago 195 responses

Apocalypse: The Supercut

We sure love to watch the world end. Let’s get all that pesky “plot” out of the way and skip straight to the juicy part.

Donna Dickens 8 months ago 21 responses

30 Reasons Why The World Might Actually End In 2012

The signs are all around us. We’re doomed.

Matt Stopera 9 months ago 409 responses

How Writing About The Apocalypse Made Me Freak Out About The Future

I wrote a novel about the end of the world. Now I can’t stop thinking about our dystopian future. When was the last time you hunted for food?

Anna North 11 months ago 6 responses

46% Of Americans Are Creationists

Wow.

Matt Stopera 11 months ago 138 responses

Blasé Tweet About Hazardous Material Spill In Genome Lab

Ha ha ha Universe, this zombie “apocalypse” joke is super funny. Stop now. Please?

Donna Dickens 11 months ago 11 responses

3 Rocking Horses Of The Apocalypse

Pestilence was indisposed due to time constraints. Sculptor Carrin Welch needs to shrink these down and mass produce them because of reasons. (via blog.makezine.com)

Donna Dickens a year ago 56 responses

5 Apocalypse Scenarios Governments Have Actually Addressed on mentalfloss.com ›

Our tax dollars at work. From a Zombie invasion to a March Madness app infecting all our cellphones, governments are preparing for the worst.

mentalfloss.com a year ago 1 response

45 People You Wouldn’t Miss If The World Ended on thechive.com ›

According to a highly scientific Internet poll. The hivemind would purge pop culture leeches but not a single political tyrant makes the cut?

theCHIVE a year ago respond

Wyoming “Doomsday” Bill Prepares For The Worst

Is Wyoming crazy like a fox or just crazy? House Bill 85 take the end of the world very seriously.

Donna Dickens a year ago 40 responses

10 Ways The World Will Probably End

There’s no shortage of people who have an opinion on how the apocalypse could look. Here are the likeliest options, with descriptions of the horrors we’d have to endure. According to what many are predicting, it seems like the devastation that might occur sometime extremely soon, could be the worst.

Mass Effect 3 a year ago 132 responses

12 More Mayan Predictions For 2012 on funnyordie.com ›

The Mayans were an incredibly advanced civilization. However, thank to John Cusack, we now only refer to the Mayans as the lunatics that think the world will end this year.

FunnyOrDie a year ago respond

Save The Date: Rapture Moved To Oct 21st

Harold Camping announces a new autumnal date for the apocalypse, after slight embarrassment that the world didn’t end on May 21st. Apparently, May 21st was an “invisible judgement day” because, you know, major historical dates always have a Real Day and an Invisible Day. Read More ›

Peggy Wang a year ago 50 responses

21 End Of The World Movies

For your May 21st Rapture Film Festival. These are the best apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic films that have nothing to do with Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich. Since you’re going to be left behind in the tribulation and will have nothing better to do besides suffer famine and plague, add your own favorites in the comments below! View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 40 responses

9 Important Events Taking Place The Day After The Rapture

I’ll see you at Puglandia! View List ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 33 responses

15 Sex Positions You Need To Try Before The Rapture

Essential reading for those lucky souls who are planning on attending a Rapture orgy party. (via Cosmopolitan) View List ›

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 250 responses