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They actually got divorced two months later. J/K.
Please allow this cute old lady to teach you how to make a turban out of pink Elvis print pants. You'll thank her when the revolution comes. (via thehairpin.com)
Celebrity Buzz The King has left the building. Thirty-four years ago today there was a great disturbance in the force as millions of middle aged moms cried out in anguish. Elvis Presley was dead. He was only 42.
These guys are so much more than just male models. They can do karate kicks and handstands and play ukeleles. I even think I saw one of them tearing it up on some Heelys. (via jezebel.com)
Celebrity Buzz Bill Murray, famous for crashing house parties, is now crashing private rooms at karaoke bars. And he is all the awesomer for it. These photos were recently taken at a New York bar by the luckiest bastards ever.
Celebrity Buzz Rex Ryan has some pretty distinguished company in the Foot Fancy Club. Who knew that the head coach of the New York Jets would be sucking toes alongside the likes of James Joyce and Andy Warhol?
Tourette's Karaoke Guy is back, and he wishes you a merry ass cheeks Christmas fuck off fuck fuck.
Elvis Raptor, like Jesus Raptor before it, is an attempt to make raptors cool again. Not gonna happen guys, not while I'm around.
Today would have been Elvis' 75th birthday. So, here's a collection of babies doing awesome Elvis impressions.
A skinned Elvis robot proves that nightmares really can come true.
A 51-year-old chunk of Elvis' hair taken from his haircut when he entered the Army is up for auction. Bids could exceed $100k! How much do you think Kim Zolciak's wig would go for in 51 years?