Nine-year-old guitar prodigy Yuto Miyazawa Performed Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on Monday's Ellen. His voice may leave a BIT to be desired, but he does a whole lot better singing this in English than I would in Japanese. [Editor's Note: Stick around for the end if you enjoy things that are unbelievably adorable.]
She's really sorry she hurt so many people by getting married. It's nice to see a Hollywood star taking responsibility for a change!
I don't know how we missed this gem of a segment from the show last year, where Chris Matthews cups Ellen's boobs like he means it. But the technology Ellen is using to prepare for Matthews' return could be extremely valuable next time I'm at a bar inhabited by dirty old men.
Kanye debuted his neontastic new video for “Love Lockdown” on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, which has the internet’s music fans wondering, “wtf kanye?”. But it’s cool. He’s just reaching “across the aislie”, as pols would say, and hitting that bigger target audience who watches daytime TV. It’s all certainly very Kanye, referencing American Psycho, Coming to America and spaceships in one fell swoop.
Culture Buzz Suzanne Collins’ The Hunger Games takes place in a futuristic dystopian society where teens fight to the death in front of live TV audiences. Much like The Running Man, Survivor, and Battle Royale, The Hunger Games shines another spotlight on humanity’s obsession with devouring one another alive while the television cameras roll.
Celebrity Buzz On her talk show today, Ellen DeGeneres will officially announce her role as the new face of CoverGirl, joining supermodel alums like Christie Brinkley and Niki Taylor. Hey, if anyone epitomizes easy, breezy, beautiful - it’s a fifty-year-old hysterical lesbian who rarely gets dolled up.
Celebrity Buzz At the taping of the “Ellen DeGeneres Show” yesterday, Ellen announces that she plans to marry Portia de Rossi now that the gay marriage ban has been lifted. Cynthia Nixon also plans to marry her lesbian partner. Hopefully this means that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are next, because that would make an amazing season of Newlyweds.