These photos are evidence that Eli has absolutely zero swag.
Welcome to my football fandom life.
WARNING: You will never look at Johnny Manziel the same ever again. H/T Mandatory.
They did it again. This time with creepy Joe Namath!
“It’s a crime. It’s wrong,” says Steve Carell. Daniel Craig, Seth Meyers, and more join the 1 is 2 Many campaign.
The 2013 NFL season has been bad for Eli — but great for #ManningFace.
What a blessed life that would be.
Which of these 16 teams has the most big-play potential, the loudest fans, and the best underdog backstories?
Whether you love ‘em, hate ‘em, or love to hate ‘em, there is no denying that the Mannings don’t take themselves too seriously and can be super funny when needed. Plus, Eli’s perm is a thing of wonder.
The New York Giants do not look like they won a Super Bowl eight months ago.
Peyton’s younger brother performed admirably last night “live from New York”. Here’s the cream of the slightly goofy crop.
The two time Super Bowl MVP has a surprisingly good singing voice.
I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep for a week after seeing these (literally) dead eyes. It’s as though they realized they needed a figure of him three days ago and just gave another one a haircut and threw the gear on it. Update: Now with side-by-side comparison! (Thanks Dorsey!)
Let’s give a hand to “Access Hollywood” for asking Eli the pressing questions just days before the Super Bowl. Aw, self-aware Eli: “All those actors are too good lookin’ to play me.”
And he got it on his butt. Why? His friend Derek told us, “Purely due to passion. He loves Eli and the Giants, and he’s just insane enough to get a tattoo to represent that love.”
New York Giants’ Quarterback, Eli Manning shows his evasiveness as a kid in this old video.. This video may accurately predict one more thing if the Giants make it to the Super Bowl in Indianapolis: Peyton on the sidelines watching Eli.
Football cops staring Eli and Peyton Manning! I don’t know if the football season is going to happen, but if they make this into a series I’m not sure if I care.
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