"Sherlock Holmes" And "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea" Reimagined As Gay Love Stories

Thanks to the astounding popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey’s witless eroticism, Total-E-Books will publish a series of classic novels with the addition of new sex scenes. The series of ebooks called Clandestine Classics includes tales of Sherlock and Watson’s gay love affair; Jane Eyre’s sexual submissiveness; and Mr. Darcy’s naughty attempts to screw Elizabeth Bennett in the meadow. Here are some excerpts.

Amy Odell 10 months ago 38 responses

The Future Of Digital Publishing: A Book You Need To Read On The Street

How a guy without a smart phone will change your reading experience forever.

Reyhan Harmanci 10 months ago 23 responses

How The $9.99 Ebook Died

Thanks to Amazon, the price of a hit ebook was $9.99, the same way hit songs cost 99 cents. But then Apple and the publishers changed all that, alleges a lawsuit brought by Justice Department.

Matt Buchanan a year ago 25 responses

Horse_ebooks Has Scary Highs And Lows

We all know a horse can’t be happy all the time, but Horse_ebooks has really been on edge lately. It’s probably best to not go near him until he calms down and maybe re-evaluates his life.

agh a year ago 6 responses

The Poetic Tweets Of @Horse_ebooks

@Horse_ebooks is a Twitter bot run by some Russian dude trying to sell you terrible ebooks about horses. To avoid being detected as a scam, he has devised the brilliant idea to post snippets from said ebooks randomly, resulting in these amazing tweets. They’re quite poetic, and a lot more interesting than horses.

hgrant a year ago 66 responses