On August 23, 2011, the East Coast felt a 5.9 earthquake. It’s being said that it was felt from Virginia to Toronto. The East Coast isn’t used to this. The West Coast usually sleeps through earthquakes of this size. Hence, the internet erupted with alarm. Hilarity ensued.
When the earthquake hit the East Coast yesterday, this young man was forced to make a split decision. Seek safety or protect his parents’ expensive crystal from damage. (via youtube.com) Watch Video ›
Nailed it. Since the real Michele Bachmann couldn’t be bothered to tweet her condolences for the knocked over plants and spilled cups of coffee caused by the east coast earthquake, the fake Michele Bachmann had to do it for her. (via iheartchaos.com) View Image ›
So earthquakes rocked the East Coast today. What does that mean for you? Most likely a lot of really bad quake-related pickup lines tonight. Here’s a few you might hear:
This is what happens when everyone at the office works in NYC but you. Guys? Guys? Other stuff is happening today, too!
This man is more courageous than us all. Never have I observed such steadfast rigidity in the face of a furious Mother Nature. Play on. Watch Video ›