It's hard to tell whether this man has a real emergency or if this is just how you pull a Kanye in Holland. The Dutch are hard to read (and weird).
According to a recent study by the University of Leiden, an increasing number of pedophiles are being sexually harassed by men who are attracted to them.
Is this Dutch Boy the new Michael Jackson? [Ed Note: 1. No. 2. I'm well aware that we are all in a glass reality television house together and that stones should be very carefully handled in our place of residence, but Dutch reality television seems like it is a really weird kind of reality television.] (Via.)