As you prepare for the upcoming candy-fest that is Halloween, consider adding this brilliant fake-out to your pranking plans.

A collection of quotes by dummies likening their martyrdom to the civil rights pioneer's.

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Best not to watch this if you're currently preggers or planning on being so at any point in your life. This “birthing simulator” has got all the features of a real life woman including “multiple positions” and “STRETCHABLE PERINEUM.”

The dummies at New York's CW local news affiliate saw Improv Everywhere's “Best Funeral Ever” online yesterday and tsk tsk'd them on air, not realizing that it was, in fact, an April Fools joke in itself.

A collection of the shocking, the bizarre, the unbelievably ignorant and the plain sad questions on Yahoo Answers.

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The Harvard Lampoon awards title to the famous media magnet.

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5. Paris Hilton Gets Honored at Harvard for Business and Acting Skills
6. People Need to Stop Feeding Her Ego
7. Paris Says “You Know, I’m Like a Lot of You Harvard Students, Really”
8. Paris Hits Harvard, Thinks It’s “Hot”