Best not to watch this if you're currently preggers or planning on being so at any point in your life. This “birthing simulator” has got all the features of a real life woman including “multiple positions” and “STRETCHABLE PERINEUM.” I'm adopting.

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The dummies at New York's CW local news affiliate saw Improv Everywhere's “Best Funeral Ever” online yesterday and tsk tsk'd them on air, not realizing that it was, in fact, an April Fools joke in itself. But who are we kidding? Everyone knows the CW news should be exclusively strictly covering the Gossip Girl catfight beat.

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The Best Links:

1. “They Just Watched the Video and Threw It On TV. Great Journalism! “
2. Best Funeral Ever [VIDEO]
3. Lighten Up, Kaity Tong!

TECH BUZZ: A collection of the shocking, the bizarre, the unbelievably ignorant and the plain sad questions on Yahoo Answers. The biggest place to ask the web for answers is also full of deliciously stupid questions. Add the ones you've seen in the comments.

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1. I Live in Georgia But I Dont See No Rusia
2. Fellow Wiccans Please Help, Hod Do I Tell If It’s Cursed?
3. Ugly When Im Pregnant..Help?!?
4. How Can A 15 Year Old Girl Lose Weight Really Fast?
5. How turn computer monitor into mirror?

What does the U.S. have in common with Liberia and Burma? This makes me almost as proud as when that Michael Phelps guy wins.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: The Harvard Lampoon awards title to the famous media magnet. Yes, it’s meant in jest, and no, it’s not funny to award Paris Hilton extra, unnecessary attention.

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The Best Links:

1. Paris Says “You Know, I’m Like a Lot of You Harvard Students, Really”
2. Paris Hilton Gets Honored at Harvard for Business and Acting Skills
3. Is Paris Hilton Making a Turnaround for the Better?
4. Paris Hits Harvard, Thinks It’s “Hot”
5. People Need to Stop Feeding Her Ego
6. “I Like My Mug Shot”
7. Paris Hilton Worked On This Harvard Speech For Days, Probably
8. David Letterman Welcomes Paris Hilton Back To Discuss Her Important Promotional Charity Work