Within just one year, Dave Vontesmar of Arizona has racked up ninety speeding tickets, each offense caught on photo radar, despite his attempt to trick the authorities by consistently sporting a monkey mask. After ninety tickets, you'd think he'd have been removed from the road and placed back in the wild by now.
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The dummies at New York's CW local news affiliate saw Improv Everywhere's “Best Funeral Ever” online yesterday and tsk tsk'd them on air, not realizing that it was, in fact, an April Fools joke in itself. But who are we kidding? Everyone knows the CW news should be exclusively strictly covering the Gossip Girl catfight beat.
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What does the U.S. have in common with Liberia and Burma? This makes me almost as proud as when that Michael Phelps guy wins.
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