Apparently a meme that has gone far too long unnoticed, Drunk Jeff Goldblum is pointed out by Videogum as one of the finest uses of stuttered vocal effects ever.

Ivan Ukhov was totally hammered on Vodka Red Bulls at last week’s Athletissima high jumping meet.

The Best Links:

1. Jumping Under the Influence
2. Ivan Ukhov drunk before his last jump at Athletissima 08
3. IAAF asks ‘drunk’ Russian jumper for explanation
4. Strangely, Vodka and Red Bull Won’t Improve Your High Jumping Ability
5. Han drakk Red Bull og vodka (The First Norweigan News Article)

Listen to these recordings of Larry King drunk on old episodes of his radio show.

The Best Links:

1. Transcript: Listen To Larry Slur Words, Confuse Caller With Inane Statements In Vintage Radio Tape
2. The Long Lost “Drunk Larry King” Tapes