Apparently a meme that has gone far too long unnoticed, Drunk Jeff Goldblum is pointed out by Videogum as one of the finest uses of stuttered vocal effects ever. Now if only someone would find a clip of Goldblum in Powder . That would somehow make the movie even more AWESOME!

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1. The 8 Best “Drunk Jeff Goldblum” Videos

SPORTS BUZZ: Ivan Ukhov was totally hammered on Vodka Red Bulls at last week’s Athletissima high jumping meet. After his jump attempt in which he executed a running flop onto the mat, league officials are demanding an explanation.

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1. Ivan Ukhov drunk before his last jump at Athletissima 08
2. Strangely, Vodka and Red Bull Won’t Improve Your High Jumping Ability
3. IAAF asks ‘drunk’ Russian jumper for explanation
4. Han drakk Red Bull og vodka (The First Norweigan News Article)
5. Jumping Under the Influence

TV BUZZ: Listen to these recordings of Larry King drunk on old episodes of his radio show. Gawker has the recordings, Huffington Post has the transcripts. This makes me relate to and feel closer to Larry King than I ever have before.

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1. The Long Lost “Drunk Larry King” Tapes
2. Transcript: Listen To Larry Slur Words, Confuse Caller With Inane Statements In Vintage Radio Tape