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In these trying economic times, all of us have to sacrifice… It’s only $16.50! (via regretsy.com)
In these trying economic times, all of us have to sacrifice… It’s only $16.50! (via regretsy.com)
These photos of an extremely drunk Tan Mom are SFW, but you can see her underwear and it will most likely make you cringe.
What would Ashley say about her new ways?
Belgian cyclist Gijs van Hoecke finished 12th in the Men’s Omnium. Then he spent a few days enjoying London. And then he spent one night, really enjoying London.
The One Direction-er was out parting until 3:30 AM in London, which is totally legal for him. But someone call the derp police, we’ve got a face over here!
Don’t mess with Texas. Especially not after a few beers.
These poor little guys just can’t stay on their feet.
Or else you may be subject to this.
Hill gets chill. Here’s the U.S. Secretary of State spreading some good will in Cartagena, Colombia for the Summit of the Americas. Are these Instagram photos?
Whitney Houston hit the town, and hit it hard.
Don’t try this at home kids!
Lindsay Lohan is a good girl. She most definitely did not crash a SAG after party high and sans bra because that is totally out of character for her.
It’s like the five stages of grief. Only with more beer flavored vomit.
Shot #3: “Shit’s easy.” #68: “Bzzzzzbeeeee …” [Warning: Video contains abundance of gross belching.]
Happy birthday, Mr. Franklin! If there was anything this founding father loved more than women and inventing things critical to modern day living, it was booze.
It’s time to get drunk with the internet using this amazing meme-inspired board game.
Bob Ryan, Mayor of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, definitely passes the political test of “Candidate I Want To Have A Beer And/Or A Gallon Of Scotch With.” Ryan has a string of drunk and disorderly incidents dating back to 2009, a few of which are documented below, and is now facing a recall on January 16th.
Or perhaps he’s narcoleptic.
Are we going to debate semantics all day, or will you just pass me that bottle?
Here’s a nifty explanation to keep in mind before you experience your first hangover of 2012.
Turn your holiday misery and emotionally crippled family into a recreational drinking sport! Because, let’s face it, you were going to get drunk anyway. View List ›
Side note: Who brings an iPad to a Lions game?
This girl is upset because someone made her dump out her alcohol when in a public restroom so now she won’t have any for her holiday formal. Merry Christmas to drunk girls everywhere! (via thrillist.tumblr.com)
She may be drunk. Or she may be a really, really bad news reporter. It’s a little hard to tell through all the slurring.
Another miracle of modern medicine. The drug is called Blowfish and helps relieve that head-pounding, stomach-turning pray-for-forgiveness hangover in 15 minutes.
Nor when you vote. Oops. Here’s Rick Perry hoping that a room full of college students in New Hampshire turn 21 by November 12th. For the record, you only have to be 18 to vote and the elections in 2012 are on November 6th. Someone please take his campaign behind the barn and put it out of its misery.
Watch out, they bite! What is it with drunk old men and bad behavior in front of cameras?
Oops. Intrade is the online prediction market that follows everything from stocks to box office openings to presidential candidate prospects (it’s basically online gambling). Here’s a snapshot of Rick Perry’s standing immediately after his debate meltdown.
Rick Perry at the GOP debate can’t remember his own talking points when coming up with the third department of government he would eliminate. “Oops.”—Former Presidential Candidate Rick Perry
It comes in beef and chicken flavors. Plus it’s made in America. This will be the engine of our economic recovery. Sorry, frat guys who want to start a gross new Bros Bowser Beering Bros trend…there’s no alcohol. But this commercial is fantastic.