Tan Mom Has Fallen And She Can’t Get Up

These photos of an extremely drunk Tan Mom are SFW, but you can see her underwear and it will most likely make you cringe.

Lauren Yapalater 8 months ago 112 responses

The Official Amanda Bynes Timeline

What would Ashley say about her new ways?

Lauren Yapalater 9 months ago 140 responses

Olympian Sent Home For Drunken Photos

Belgian cyclist Gijs van Hoecke finished 12th in the Men’s Omnium. Then he spent a few days enjoying London. And then he spent one night, really enjoying London.

Jack Moore 9 months ago 133 responses

Harry Styles Gives Great Drunk Face

The One Direction-er was out parting until 3:30 AM in London, which is totally legal for him. But someone call the derp police, we’ve got a face over here!

Lauren Yapalater 9 months ago 4 responses

Texas Man Gets 45 Years In Prison For DUI on newsfeed.time.com ›

Don’t mess with Texas. Especially not after a few beers.

Time.com a year ago 1 response

26 Gifs Of Really Clumsy Animals

These poor little guys just can’t stay on their feet.

Lauren Yapalater a year ago 93 responses

Reminder: Do Not Drink And Sit On Window Awnings

Or else you may be subject to this.

Samir Mezrahi a year ago 113 responses

Hillary Clinton Downs Some Beer And Goes Dancing In Colombia

Hill gets chill. Here’s the U.S. Secretary of State spreading some good will in Cartagena, Colombia for the Summit of the Americas. Are these Instagram photos?

Gavon Laessig a year ago 294 responses

Whitney Houston Drunk Photos on theinsider.com ›

Whitney Houston hit the town, and hit it hard.

theinsider.com a year ago respond

Crazy Norwegian Ice Skater

Don’t try this at home kids!

BigRedH a year ago 54 responses

LiLo Wants To Sue Anyone Who Says She Acts Like LiLo on thesuperficial.com ›

Lindsay Lohan is a good girl. She most definitely did not crash a SAG after party high and sans bra because that is totally out of character for her.

The Superficial a year ago 1 response

Your Six Drunk Personalities on collegehumor.com ›

It’s like the five stages of grief. Only with more beer flavored vomit.

CollegeHumor a year ago 1 response

Man Drinks 100 Shots Of Beer In 100 Minutes

Shot #3: “Shit’s easy.” #68: “Bzzzzzbeeeee …” [Warning: Video contains abundance of gross belching.]

Reddit Alien a year ago 50 responses

Ben Franklin’s 200+ Synonyms For “Drunk” on mentalfloss.com ›

Happy birthday, Mr. Franklin! If there was anything this founding father loved more than women and inventing things critical to modern day living, it was booze.

mentalfloss.com a year ago 2 responses

The Rage Comic Drinking Game

It’s time to get drunk with the internet using this amazing meme-inspired board game.

hgrant a year ago 4 responses

Mayor Of Sheboygan Faces Recall For Being Too Awesome/Constantly Drunk

Bob Ryan, Mayor of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, definitely passes the political test of “Candidate I Want To Have A Beer And/Or A Gallon Of Scotch With.” Ryan has a string of drunk and disorderly incidents dating back to 2009, a few of which are documented below, and is now facing a recall on January 16th.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 31 responses

This Panda Looks Drunk

Or perhaps he’s narcoleptic.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 26 responses

What Drinking Problem?

Are we going to debate semantics all day, or will you just pass me that bottle?

koolnewsblog a year ago 51 responses

Why Alcohol Makes Your Head Spin

Here’s a nifty explanation to keep in mind before you experience your first hangover of 2012.

hgrant a year ago 66 responses

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Drinking Game

Turn your holiday misery and emotionally crippled family into a recreational drinking sport! Because, let’s face it, you were going to get drunk anyway. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 93 responses

Passed Out Detroit Lions Fan Becomes Art Installment

Side note: Who brings an iPad to a Lions game?

404Terror a year ago 123 responses

Drunk Girl In Santa Hat Devastated About Not Having Alcohol

This girl is upset because someone made her dump out her alcohol when in a public restroom so now she won’t have any for her holiday formal. Merry Christmas to drunk girls everywhere! (via thrillist.tumblr.com)

hgrant a year ago 3 responses

This News Anchor May Or May Not Be Drunk

She may be drunk. Or she may be a really, really bad news reporter. It’s a little hard to tell through all the slurring.

hgrant a year ago 81 responses

FDA Finally Approves Cure For Hangovers on deathandtaxesmag.com ›

Another miracle of modern medicine. The drug is called Blowfish and helps relieve that head-pounding, stomach-turning pray-for-forgiveness hangover in 15 minutes.

www.deathandtaxesmag.com a year ago respond

Rick Perry Doesn’t Know How Old You Have To Be To Vote

Nor when you vote. Oops. Here’s Rick Perry hoping that a room full of college students in New Hampshire turn 21 by November 12th. For the record, you only have to be 18 to vote and the elections in 2012 are on November 6th. Someone please take his campaign behind the barn and put it out of its misery.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 80 responses

Drunk Old Man Vs. Two Monkeys on coedmagazine.com ›

Watch out, they bite! What is it with drunk old men and bad behavior in front of cameras?

COEDMagazine a year ago 4 responses

Rick Perry’s Stock Took A Bit Of A Hit

Oops. Intrade is the online prediction market that follows everything from stocks to box office openings to presidential candidate prospects (it’s basically online gambling). Here’s a snapshot of Rick Perry’s standing immediately after his debate meltdown.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 12 responses

Pretty Sure Rick Perry Was Drunk Again

Rick Perry at the GOP debate can’t remember his own talking points when coming up with the third department of government he would eliminate. “Oops.”—Former Presidential Candidate Rick Perry

Gavon Laessig a year ago 257 responses

Bowser Beer, The Beer For Dogs

It comes in beef and chicken flavors. Plus it’s made in America. This will be the engine of our economic recovery. Sorry, frat guys who want to start a gross new Bros Bowser Beering Bros trend…there’s no alcohol. But this commercial is fantastic.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 16 responses