Don’t try this at home kids.
I’m off to get well and truly pifflicated.
Are you taking a BuzzFeed quiz to find out how drunk you are? You sound pretty drunk. But you might as well check.
It’s called russ — and it’s insane.
“Please, get up.”
“One rum and masala coke, please!”
It tastes like troll tears!
Whiskey is like water, in that my body is made up of 60% whiskey.
Not so drunk in love.
People sending drunk texts are always so much fun to deal with.
So classy, it is literally encased in silver.
A Miami to Paris flight was diverted after a man became enraged at a woman for reclining her seat. It was the second flight in a week to be grounded over the issue.
ALL of the regrets.
Though, who among us can resist the siren song of floor chips?
July 24 is National Tequila Day, and you really shouldn’t celebrate on an empty stomach.
Cool down while getting turnt up.
These alpacas hit it hard last night. Just go easy on them.
Let’s be honest here: pizza > beer.
A new documentary follows OAPs going wild in Tenerife.
(Besides your run-of-the-mill jello shots.)
The actor was arrested in Dallas, Texas, near a beer garden.
Bees are pretty badass.
HI GUYS WE ARE BEING LOUD NOW.
Sometimes things are just better said through texts.
No night is complete until you’ve devoured poor food choices.
Actually, they probably had seven or eight too many.
“Would you like a glass or —” “Bottle.”
One and done? More like one and fun.
A BuzzFeed investigation.