27 Reasons Why You’re Lucky To Be Sober Right Now
Mainly it’s that you’re awake, and people aren’t taping things to your face.
Mainly it’s that you’re awake, and people aren’t taping things to your face.
BBC Radio Stoke’s Paula White had a few too many before her final show. She lasted just half an hour before bosses intervened. (via radiofail.wordpress.com)
Being the life of the party is such a burden, you guys.
You can do it!
Fellow late-night host Jimmy Fallon sat right next to him and helped to encourage his drinking while speaking.
Maybe don’t do this.
The queen of awkward really knocked it out of the park last night.
He’s apparently all about transparency. We appreciate that.
It looks like the photo was taken at the National Championship game at the Georgia Dome on Monday. It’s amazing.
Don’t worry, we’ll get through this together!
Because if you spend too much time finding/opening/chilling your alcohol, you won’t have as much time to drink it.
Never drinking again.
Plus Redfoo from LMFAO’s surprising new gig, a baby elephant absolutely owning a dude, and very freaky vintage photos of heights.
A douche bag annoys a human statue in Australia, consequences ensue.
Actually, don’t try these when you’re sober, either.
Go home.
Give it a chance, you don’t realize the potential fun you’re missing.
Meanwhile, in Russia… (via The Moscow Times)
If the internet’s consensus is yes, it must be true. Right?
Having one too many and seriously regretting it in the morning is essentially an epidemic at this point in the inanimate object community.
Photo taken on a flight from Reykjavik, Iceland to JFK yesterday afternoon.
Apparently, there is a liquor from Chicago that is famous for being absolutely repulsive. You make a very specific face the first time you drink it.
The Cleveland sports legend got wasted and then called into a local radio show for his typical guest spot. It was a mistake.
This year was slow in sex tapes, but heavy in arrests. Let’s reminisce about this year’s celebrity hullabaloos.
Some things never change. Here’s some vintage Diane enjoying what looks like a refreshing glass of red wine between breaks. (via jezebel.com)
Here are 17 people who think so.
Perez Hilton thinks so. The fact that Jimmy Kimmel furnishes his green rooms with bottles of vodka — and that he admitted to drinking some — probably doesn’t help his case very much.
Wow, she’s really trying to compete with Tan Mom.
In these trying economic times, all of us have to sacrifice… It’s only $16.50! (via regretsy.com)
These photos of an extremely drunk Tan Mom are SFW, but you can see her underwear and it will most likely make you cringe.