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<title>Joan Rivers Smokes From A Bong, Gets Stoned On TV</title>
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<p>I didn&#39;t even realize they could show this kind of thing on TV. Apparently, they can: on the latest episode of &#8220;Joan &amp; Melissa,&#8221; Joan and her friend Lynne picked up some medicinal marijuana, a bong, and ended up having to call for help due to extreme highness &#8212; all while the cameras rolled.</p>





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    <media:description type="html">Perhaps the best part is that Joan went through the same ol&#x26;#39; stoner motions: smoking, giggling, and then HUNGER.</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">But I&#x26;#39;m not sure about the whole &#x22;drinking from a shoe&#x22; bit. Not sure that&#x26;#39;s a thing that always happens...</media:description>
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    <media:description type="html">Here&#x26;#39;s Joan recounting her stoner experience on Jimmy Fallon&#x26;#39;s show last week:</media:description>
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<title>A Badass Councilman&#x26;#39;s Warning Letter To &#x22;Crack Dealing Piece Of Trash&#x22; Teen</title>
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<p>Councilman Mike Polensek don&#39;t care! Here&#39;s a letter sent by the Cleveland official to Arsenio Winston in 2007 after the 18-year-old was arrested for selling crack cocaine in Polensek&#39;s neighborhood. Say what you will about Polensek&#39;s tone, but his prescience? Well, there&#39;s no denying that . (via Reddit )</p>





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<title>Newt Gingrich: Hemp-Growing Founding Fathers Would Crack Down On Pot Farmers</title>
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<p>Gingrich said today in New Hampshire that the founding fathers would &#8220;strongly discourage&#8221; marijuana growers. Didn&#39;t Thomas Jefferson and George Washington both grow hemp?</p>





 <p>CONCORD, NH -- Newt Gingrich is already in New Hampshire and kicked off his day with a town hall meeting in Concord. Gingrich fielded a number of questions about drug policy, including one from a man who said that many in the Live Free or Die state don&#39;t like the federal government&#39;s involvement in stopping weed growing operations. "Would Thomas Jefferson or George Washington be arrested for growing marijuana?" the man asked. </p><p>Gingrich responded, "I think Jefferson and George Washington would strongly discourage you from growing marijuana, and their tactics to stop you would be more violent than they would be today." </p><p>Gingrich, a historian, did not mention that both Washington and Jefferson grew hemp on their plantations.</p>


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<title>Morton Downey Jr. Vs. Ron Paul In 1988</title>
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<p>Watch a pissed off Ron Paul talk about legalizing drugs on the greatest daytime talk show in the history of America.</p>





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<title>Drugs Of The &#x27;90s</title>
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<p>They should have killed us all.</p>





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<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 12:32:08 -0500</pubDate>
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    <p>SNL alum Darrell Hammond is coming out with a memoir next month that chronicles his alcohol, cocaine, and crack use during his time on Saturday Night Live (1995-2011). &ldquo;I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work,&rdquo; Hammond writes in God, If You&rsquo;re Not Up There, I&rsquo;m F*cked . &rdquo;I&rsquo;d started adding an obscene amount of cocaine to my binges &#8230; I had to be creative about how I did it without other people catching on or letting it interfere with the work. At least too much.&#8221; Would you have ever thought this man wasn&#39;t straight when he was on the SNL stage?</p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 05:02:08 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">&#x3C;b&#x3E;SNL alum Darrell Hammond is &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://www.amazon.com/dp/006206455X/?tag=buzz0f-20&#x22;&#x3E;coming out with a memoir&#x3C;/a&#x3E; next month that chronicles his alcohol, cocaine, and crack use during his time on &#x3C;i&#x3E;Saturday Night Live&#x3C;/i&#x3E; (1995-2011).&#x3C;/b&#x3E; &#x26;ldquo;I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work,&#x26;rdquo; Hammond writes in &#x3C;i&#x3E;God, If You&#x26;rsquo;re Not Up There, I&#x26;rsquo;m F*cked&#x3C;/i&#x3E;. &#x26;rdquo;I&#x26;rsquo;d started adding an obscene amount of cocaine to my binges ... I had to be creative about how I did it without other people catching on or letting it interfere with the work. At least too much.&#x22; Would you have ever thought this man wasn&#x26;#39;t straight when he was on the &#x3C;i&#x3E;SNL&#x3C;/i&#x3E; stage?</media:description>
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<title>Hunter S. Thompson&#x26;#39;s Cure For A Hangover</title>
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<p>H.S. Thompson&#39;s recently released cache of letters to Playboy features this gem from the gonzo legend.</p>





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<title>This Is Not A Rhetorical Question</title>
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<p>Because it&#39;s Friday. What else were you planning on doing with your day?</p>





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  <media:description type="html">&#x3C;b&#x3E;Because it&#x26;#39;s Friday.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; What else were you planning on doing with your day?</media:description>
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<p>Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul used to publish a libertarian newsletter in the &#39;80s and &#39;90s. They were not, shall we say, sane. From those newsletters, here are some racist/homophobic/anti-semitic musings on everything from AIDS to Hate Whitey Day (aka Martin Luther King Jr. Day). Paul says he didn&#39;t write any of the following quotes, but they all appeared under his name. Yiiiiiikes.</p>





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    <p>Damn hippie.</p> <script type="text/javascript">window.BF_IS_TOP_LIST = true</script> <ol class="top-list" id="top-list"> 	  <li class="bf_dom num1" rel:bf_bucket="track"> 	  <h3> </h3> 		 		  			 				<img src="http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/10/7/15/enhanced-buzz-18459-1318017280-25.jpg" width="625" height="708" alt="He added that Bill Gates would &amp;ldquo;be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once.&amp;rdquo; Ouch." /> 			 		      		<p>He added that Bill Gates would &ldquo;be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once.&rdquo; Ouch.</p>   </li>   </ol><p><a class="action" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-steve-jobs-quote-to-end-all-steve-jobs-quotes">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>







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<p>Here&#39;s a sobering chart about what prospective employers look for on Facebook that will disqualify you from a job. Basically, everything you&#39;ve ever posted on Facebook.</p>





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 <p><small>Source: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2011/10/03/what-prospective-employers-hope-to-see-in-your-facebook-account-creativity-well-roundedness-chastity/" class="">forbes.com</a> &nbsp;/&nbsp; via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/10/what-you-shouldnt-post-on-your-facebook-page-if-you-want-a-job/246093/" class="">theatlantic.com</a></small></p>






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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 12:30:38 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Here&#x27;s What 72 Bags Of Cocaine In Your Intestines Looks Like</title>
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    <p>A 20-year-old Irish guy was arrested by Brazilian Feds at Congonhas airport in Sao Paulo after an X-ray revealed that he&#39;d swallowed almost a kilo of coke. YUMMY!</p>
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 <p><small>Via: <a  href="http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/15/7783691-irish-national-caught-with-cocaine-in-brazil" class="">photoblog.msnbc.msn.com</a></small></p>


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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 11:45:55 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Upper Class Children&#x27;s Fund PSA</title>
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    <p>For just pennies a day, you can help a worthless douchebag score the drugs he needs.</p>

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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 19:02:07 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>Nailed it.</p>
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 <p><small>Via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/k4ndf/the_effectiveness_of_the_war_on_drugs/" class="">reddit.com</a></small></p>


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<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 06:02:07 -0400</pubDate>
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<p>The NYC local who spotted these dick-shaped mushrooms after Irene hit says there are hundreds growing in an Alphabet City park and the Village Voice blog thinks they might be magic .</p>





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<p>I think this headline was an obvious warning sign.</p>





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 <p><small>Source: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.france24.com/en/20110802-france-world-most-depressed-nation-who-study-research-headlines-antidepressants" class="">france24.com</a></small></p>






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 <p><small>Source: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.france24.com/en/20110802-france-world-most-depressed-nation-who-study-research-headlines-antidepressants" class="">france24.com</a></small></p>






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<h1>Here&#39;s some pictures of Amelie looking sad...</h1>
 







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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 11:32:01 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>According to a statement released by her family, toxicology results have confirmed that there were no illegal substances in Amy&#39;s system at the time of her death. Results indicate that alcohol was present but it cannot be determined as yet if it played a role in her death. You can read more about it here .</p>
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 <p><small>Via: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/23/amy-winehouse-drugs-alcohol-booze-family-toxicology-scotland-yard-system-death/" class="">tmz.com</a></small></p>


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<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 14:32:07 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>Screw it. Just write a personal check for $2 million worth of blow with &#8220;Cocaine&#8221; in the memo field.</p>
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    <p>Lindsay Lohan buys something on the streets of Venice Beach. Read the full story and see video at Gawker .</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 17:32:14 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p> Honduras authorities have found a submarine full of at least 2.7 tons possibly up to 5.5 tons of cocaine that had been used for smuggling purposes.  Below I&#39;ve posted some pictures to give you a sense of how much 5 tons really is.</p> <script type="text/javascript">window.BF_IS_TOP_LIST = true</script> <ol class="top-list" id="top-list"> 	  <li class="bf_dom num1" rel:bf_bucket="track"> 	  <h3> </h3> 		 		  			 				<img src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/29/16/enhanced-buzz-3235-1311972169-38.jpg" width="400" height="309" alt="" /> 			 		      		<p></p>   </li>   </ol><p><a class="action" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/5-tons-of-cocaine-found-in-submarine">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>







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