I’ll take a one-way ticket to SLUSH CITY, please.
Serving sizes are ridiculous. Here’s proof.
Plus a cat with awesome doorknob skills, an incredibly weird music video featuring Pitbull, and a brief history of songs in space.
Why should liquor have all the fun?
What you DO know is that coffee is the greatest thing that’s ever happened. What you DON’T know is lots of other stuff.
Plus the Kitten Bowl controversy, the single worst drink in the world, and the time an NBA player saved a dolphin’s life.
Flames, scorpions, and other unorthodox ingredients make these shots for daredevils only. Kids, don’t try this at home.
Eventually you’ll end up soaked in Guinness. Start the day off on a slightly more ambitious note.
There will be no muddled maraschinos, got it?
It’s called the Nemo Flip Out — in honor of unreasonable snow mania — and it tastes delicious.
It’s easy! Here’s a foolproof plan that will work even if you know nothing about wine.
Always keep in mind that a flask, a Dixie cup, and cupped hands will also put liquor in your body. But glassware rules do exist.
Drynuary got off to a good start, but you’d like to guzzle martinis this weekend. Stay strong!
Sometimes it’s just easier to get into the Christmas spirit when there are large quantities of alcoholic punch involved.
Because everything’s better with bubbles. Cheers!
Let’s put eggnog in everything ever.
Back away from the cocoa powder. It’s only bringing you down.
This stuff is FINE. A winter necessity.
Know that jiggly gelatinous red cranberry stuff? You can use it to get drunk!
Meet the mugtail! Enough of these and you won’t even need a jacket. Or pants.
It’s already been a rough week — especially for East Coasters. Your nightcap needs to work a little harder than usual.
Everything from “Dark and Stormy popsicles” to “straight outta the bottle.”
The creators of the McNuggetini and stars of Classy Ladies have whipped up a drink just for us. I hope you like ice cream and Pop Rocks!
Grab your favorite hoodie and head to your local bar to drink away your jitters after you buy your inflated Facebook stock. These 9 cocktails are for the social media savvy only, so throw one back and cross your fingers!
THE BODEGA COCKTAIL CHALLENGE: Make a cocktail out of mini bottles of booze and ingredients purchased from a bodega. This game was inspired by Broke-Ass Stuart’s reportage for our friends at The Bold Italic on bodegas in San Francisco who are packaging ingredients for DIY cocktails. Not to be outdone by California, we thought we’d try our hand at some bodega mixology. The results were… interesting.
In the newly-released video for Lil Jon and LMFAO’s “Drink,” we’re introduced to a rowdy nursing home filled elderly people who easily could outdrink any of the kids from “Jersey Shore” in a mere instant. I’ve got a new life goal: be this awesome in my 80s.
This absurdly detailed chart breaks down 68 of the most classic drinks.
Refinery29 has determined what’s sure to be 2012’s hottest trend: getting tipsy from soup. New York City’s Bryant Park Hotel is now offering three different varieties on their menu that promise to get you buzzed faster than you can say “Mmm-mmm good.”
At some point over the holidays, your family may run out of traditional alcohol. Luckily you can mix up some killer drinks with the stuff in the back of the liquor cabinet.