Double X and Slate V experiment to see how much work they could get done if they drank as much as the guys from Mad Men do in the middle of the day.
This flu-safe sippy mask is splash free and classy! Made of coiled, sewn, polyester horsehair braid, this mask will make every Mosquito in a five-mile radius jealous as a bee.
While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we're nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine. If only the real prank were that he didn't actually father a kid. There isn't enough money in the world to save poor Bronx Mowgli from a dad so humiliating, he swigs pee and wears Clockwork Orange eye make-up for attention.
Culture Buzz In Dream Club, players try to get the Japanese hostesses drunk so they start talking about the things they normally wouldn't. The ladies will also get up on stage, sing karaoke and run around the cabaret in cosplay if players use the so-called “Interactive Inshu System” correctly. Inshu means “drinking alcohol,” so you get the idea. Summer 09, Japan only.
Paris, at her most flirtatious/drunk, spits some freestyle rhymes in signature baby voice for Snoop Dogg, who seals the deal with his own woozy, creepy lyrical prowess. In her defense, Paris Hilton almost rhymes, which means that, one day, maybe she'll learn how to write a limerick. Baby steps, you guys, baby steps.
http://contest.jimbeam.com/jimbeam/
Jim Beam is running a pretty clever contest, in which users upload videos spoofing Jim Beam ads that already exist. Now try figuring that out after a couple shots of Jim Beam. Not that easy now, is it?
http://www.asylum.com/2009/01/27/drunken-revelers-react-t...
Asylum's man-on-the-street found out where the real action was on Inauguration Day: in the streets among the drunken masses. I'm kind of in love with the woman who apparently forgot to take off her 2009 glasses post New Years.
Some call it a funnel, others a beer bong, but I see it as the Prince of Wales getting hammertimed on a beach in Mauritius. How fast Harry? Anything more than 6 seconds is amateur and very un-Royal of you. But no matter, it's nice to know you like beer bongs too. They're not as efficient as snorting vodka per say, but still!
Culture Buzz Today is the 75th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition. A shining example of democracy at its finest, the 21st Amendment brought renewed hope to a nation shaken by a devastating financial crisis. Celebrate this important occasion the historically accurate way: by drinking! Try an old-timey gin rickey or Manhattan for extra authenticity.
Food Buzz Spooky booze to make your Halloween that much more messed up this year. Don’t give too many of these to your pumpkin, or you know it will puke.
Politics Buzz If you want to stay sane through tonight’s debates — which, yes, are indeed happening — it’s probably best not to stay sober (you know Hillary won’t be). Not that we advocate abusing alcohol. But in case watching all the rhetoric flow back and forth doesn’t hold your interest, here are a few ways to spice up your debate watching with booze.
Culture Buzz A group of 100 college presidents have banded together in an effort to lower the drinking age. The movement, called the Amethyst Initiative, began over a year ago in hopes of starting debate over the old highway funding laws which bumped it from 18 to 21 in the first place. Naturally, MADD isn’t happy. In fact, they’re quite mad.
Food Buzz Drink holders that look, and roll on, like condoms which keep beer/drink cold. The perfect accompaniment to those twist n’ shots (aka greatest invention ever made) for your next frat party.
The 29th annual “Mooning Amtrak” party in Laguna Niguel, CA. The event was shut down for the first time in its history due to excessive drinking and nudity on behalf of the 8,000 person crowd. Even granny joined in the fun.
Food Buzz Bacon infused vodka recipes are catching on with adventurous drinkers. Long known as a gateway meat, tempting even the strictest vegetarians to stray, bacon has now found its way into our martinis. Bacontarians rejoice!