Jog on, wine.
Jog on, wine.
Don’t worry. You can do that for the rest of your life.
Here’s a breakdown of the food equivalents (in calories) of your favorite drinks. Margarita = taco.
Feelin’ ruff after a long night out? These dogs understand.
If you’re looking for something uplifting, this post might not be for you.
No more hiding in the corner for you. With a big assist from America’s Funniest Videos.
If you don’t think whiskey will save the world by the end of this video, then get out of my office.
Raise a glass to the best and most creative chalkboards known to man.
As if you needed any.
You really shouldn’t experience any of these more than twice a week. Please read sensibly.
Well played, Mitch.
Plus the Kitten Bowl controversy, the single worst drink in the world, and the time an NBA player saved a dolphin’s life.
Because a little extra whiskey never hurt anyone.
Ranking the fictional bartenders we all wish were real.
Make a very sober discussion about foreign policy very unsober! Obama and Romney square off in their third and final presidential debate. Let’s make sure it’s one to not remember! Pourin’ policy debate!
While Obama and Romney rhetorically slug it out tonight, you can go shot for shot at home!
At the Romney staff restaurant and bar, there’s a drink named for the teetotaling Republican nominee. Perfect for a hot summer day in Tampa.
This kid can’t hold his liquor.
Rory McIlroy, at 22 years of age, became the youngest golfer to win the U.S. Open since 1923. To mark the occasion, the young Irishman took to Twitter and posted a photo of himself drinking from the championship trophy. We don’t know what exactly he’s drinking, but he’s in a bar. Probably not Fanta. View Image ›
Your healthy drink is perhaps not all that healthy.
The State of the Union Address is a storied presidential tradition that politically plots the course of our nation and has served as a venue for some of history’s most famous oratory. Let’s make it more funner by getting hamtowned. Sorry for the grammar. Already drunk. Tailgating for the State of the Union. It starts at 9:00pm EST (CNN Live Stream for the televisionless), so stock up on hooch now. View List ›
The kids didn’t know what to make of the yellowish liquid they found lying near a swingset. So being kids, they decided the best course of action was to put it in their mouths.
Maybe moderate drinkers are just healthier to begin with.