And TBH, the doughnut is probably fresher.
They’re living life to the FULLEST.
Sugar and caffeine and everything in between.
Cute enough to nibble on (though it’s not advisable).
These animals are just as stoked about National Doughnut Day as you are.
Because every day should be National Donut Day.
One man’s epic journey to prove one donut is never enough.
Plus 10 things you could try putting bacon on this week, the secret way to get ginormous lashes, and the U.S. cities with the most entry-level jobs.
Prepare yourself for the best James Mason impression of all time.
I will not insult your intelligence by explaining what a cronut is. Their creator, Dominique Ansel, must vacillate between flattery and rage every single day.
Dominique Ansel has blessed us with the Cronut, a croissant-doughnut crossbreed. If such a wonderful thing exists, what other hybrid pastry possibilities are there?
For example, eating doughnuts makes you sexier. Depending who you ask, anyway.
As translated into bagels, burritos, and more. This will come in handy if you ever decide to subsist on chicken nuggets alone.
Dunkin’s CEO has announced that the chain will finally expand to the Left Coast…in 2015.
There are so many doughnuts to love. Here are the doughnuts to love the most.
Three dozen donuts. Crucial nutrition after an overnight flight from Vegas to Tampa.
I hate those fake doughnuts.
Depending on how you like your heart attack served, today is alternatively: National Pancake Day, Fasnacht Day, Shrove Tuesday, or just plain boozy Mardi Gras. Shrove Tuesday and Pancake Day involve…pancakes, Fasnacht Day centers around doughnuts, and you can serve a King Cake with your Hurricanes if you prefer to go the Cajun Way. Yay Jesus!
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Conservative crazies are mad at Krispy Kreme for offering FREE DOUGHNUTS ON INAUGURATION DAY to celebrate “freedom of choice” (because wingnuts don’t like choice). This is a post about boneheaded conservatives, but it’s really a post about free doughnuts. So, those of you who are sane and grasp the many meanings of the word “choice,” please head to Krispy Kreme next Tuesday to collect your abortion doughnut. Mmmm glaze.
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