CBS reporter Dean Reynolds is complaining about how bad it is to be on the campaign trail with Obama, what with the unpredictable schedule and a plane that “smells terrible most of the time.” He also openly pines for the days of covering McCain, with his handy bound itineraries and clean plane. Read More ›
After 8 golds, the internet begins wondering: Is Michael Phelps a douchebag? All he does is eat, sleep, and swim, but he still leaves just a little bit of time to be a douche. Read More ›
Everything you thought you knew about the New Jersey shore was completely true. It’s like a little United Nations filled with thick necks, popped collars, unsightly sunburn, and stupid, stupid people from Bayonne to Bergen County (and beyond!). Also, I thought Andre The Giant was dead. Turns out he’s been in Jersey this whole time, working as a “f*cking lumberjack.” [Note: If you watch any of this, make sure you start at 5:50] Watch Video ›
Mojo HD’s series about financial investors is the most downloaded reality show on iTunes. It seems a lot of people want to know if the guys and girls of the finance world are, in fact, all about working hard and playing harder. (And being greedy d-bags.) Read More ›
The 26-year-old replacement for Roger Ebert is being called a hack. He partied in high school with Ivanka Trump. He plays golf. His show on E! was actually called “The Lyon’s Den.” His daddy got him his job. I think it’s pretty safe to go ahead and hate him before “At the Movies” premieres with its new hosts on September 6th. Read More ›
New York Ranger and d-bag Sean Avery poses for bizarre “candids” inside the offices of Vogue where he is currently…an intern. It would so not surprise us if Anna Wintour taught Sean that terrifying rip-my-shirt-off move. Behind the bangs lies a beast. (Thanks for the tip, Mikey!) View Image ›
Brody Jenner — son of old lesbian Bruce, stepbrother to “porn famous” Kim Kardashian, and ex-boyfriend of The Hills star Lauren “I Design Stuff” Conrad — has inked a deal with Ryan Seacrest’s production company to host a reality show in which “bros” will compete to earn the spot in his posse once occupied by the infamous Spencer Pratt. Contestants will live in a bachelor pad together while vying to “prove their worth as wingmen” and “remain composed in the thick of the paparazzi,” all before possibly being sent home in an elimination ceremony that takes place — no joke — in a hot tub. Don’t call Brody gay, though. He may have shapely eyebrows and surround himself in a jacuzzi with half-naked dudes, but it’s all in the name of turning “appearing on reality shows” into a discernible talent. Read More ›
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the notorious couple from The Hills, have announced the launch of their own social networking website Speidiweb. Watch out, Mark Zuckerberg! Heidi and Spencer claim their site does everything Facebook and Myspace does, and more. The site’s been down for the past few hours (hax0rs??) so we can’t verify if this claim is actually true or not. Read More ›
A blog that posts photos of hot chicks with douchebags, complete with commentary. You may have seen this site before, but you’ll be ecstatic to know that the writers are making a book! Blogger dreams do come true. The creator of Stuff White People Like is probably penning a book deal as you read this. Read More ›
