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Culture Buzz Cornhole is a game one plays while drinking in his or her back yard. It's low key barbecue fun. Unless you're hardcore like these guys. THEN IT'S INTENSE.
Celebrity Buzz Chris Brown is a douche. #REALSHIT. (via tmz.com)
Culture Buzz Here are my picks for the biggest douchebags at this year's Coachella music festival.
They’re all around us. Here is a day and night guide on how to recognize these skeevy creatures and help to make sure you don’t end up taking one home.
Culture Buzz Some men wear their Bluetooths like they are surgically attached to their ears. Going out to dinner, the movies, your local Starbucks – these are all places deemed acceptable by the Bluetooth douchebag. Sometimes you have to wonder if they are even talking to anyone on the other end.
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When he isn't apologizing, John Mayer is busy teaching in an online singer-songwriter degree program at the Berklee College of Music. What's his specialty, you may ask? Why “Honesty in Songwriting” of course (Via Vulture.)
If you liked the You vs. Y'all map, you'll love the Douchebags of the US map. I guess I'm a Northeastern Non-Douchebag, but really I'm just a Saguar-Bro at heart.
Culture Buzz Douchebags finally unite and stand up for themselves. Watch this heartwarming short, then go find a douchebag you know and give him a great big hug. (Via.)
Culture Buzz Aspen and Wendy are effete straight dudes (from new and old money, respectively) livin' the life of the young, rich, and atrocious in L.A. Wait for the scene at the club to understand why *some* of us prefer quiet nights at home. Ahem.
Celebrity Buzz Take one part Gotti Bros. one part Jon Gosselin, sprinkle in a date rape, and you've got Bobby Bottleservice, comedian Nick Kroll's top notch d'bag character creation. This brings back vivid memories of my classmates at Long Island's Acqua di Gio Nightmare High. No, seriously.
Celebrity Buzz After selling his soul to TLC in exchange for hair plugs, Superdad Jon Gosselin will be helping design “fun, easy clothes” for kids under fashion label Ed Hardy, often worn by people you'd rather not talk to out loud. Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl about Kate Gosselin's being tapped to help promote a line of coonskin caps, meant to be highlighted and worn backwards (cuuuuuz that's what her hair looks like, you guys).
Politics Buzz The latest from Sarah Palin's hometown newspaper in Wasilla. This little thinkpiece is by one Pastor Ron Hamman of the Independent Baptist Church of Wasilla, and if you enjoy things like logic and thoughtful arguments, I think you'll find it very persuasive.
Man, everyone shops at American Apparel now. Credit where credit is due: those guys are the Original Gangstas of ironic beards.
Elizabeth's blog only has one item: a scanned copy of the bill her ex-boyfriend gave her when they broke up, detailing everything he spent on her for the past year and a half. The only thing sadder than someone billing you for the Valentine's Day gift they gave you is realizing that you dated them for over a year.
A Tumblr blog featuring some funny and horrid sex stories with douchebaggy dudes, complete with photos! It's kind of like the dontdatehimgirl.com for hipsters, judging by the look of these scrubs.
Science Buzz In an attempt to be awful and support environmental collapse, the fashion house is creating “the world’s first refrigerated beach” at the Palazzo Versace Hotel in Dubai. Said the hotel's president, “We will suck the heat out of the sand to keep it cool enough to lie on [because] this is the kind of luxury that top people want.” You hear that, Top People? Amid economic crises and the global warming epidemic, the world's douchiest resort will soon be at your very fingertips!
Here we have Conan O'Brien shamelessly (and adorably) exploiting…
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