You too could be a fuckboy!
You too could be a fuckboy!
They say the best way to deal with a creep is to just ignore them. Sending them an abnormally large number of pictures of Michael Cera seems to work too though.
Would it kill you to put the toilet seat down?
Really, dude? Really?
Make squinty eyes faces and flip off photographers at the opening of the first A&F brand store in South Korea. (via koreabang.com)
Wait a minute! She looks like the same blond from the first douchey ad.
The economic meltdown put a temporary halt to these types of ads. But they’re back.
The Ultimat (terrible name) campaign, which inartistically panders to the uppercrust, launched last Fall. But their latest ad actually name-checks the $11+ millionaires.
People looking at the internet are getting a kick out of the “overly attached girlfriend” meme. In response I present: the douchey boyfriend meme!
He’s a “rave promoter”, not that you couldn’t have guessed that. On an NYC F train.
Do the douche, ladies! For your HUSBAND.
Cornhole is a game one plays while drinking in his or her back yard. It’s low key barbecue fun. Unless you’re hardcore like these guys. THEN IT’S INTENSE. View List ›
They’re all around us. Here is a day and night guide on how to recognize these skeevy creatures and help to make sure you don’t end up taking one home. View Image ›
Some men wear their Bluetooths like they are surgically attached to their ears. Going out to dinner, the movies, your local Starbucks – these are all places deemed acceptable by the Bluetooth douchebag. Sometimes you have to wonder if they are even talking to anyone on the other end. View List ›
Without Ed Hardy, how would we be able to tell which guys are d-bags? Watch Video ›
When he isn’t apologizing, John Mayer is busy teaching in an online singer-songwriter degree program at the Berklee College of Music.
Douchebags finally unite and stand up for themselves. View Media ›
Aspen and Wendy are effete straight dudes (from new and old money, respectively) livin’ the life of the young, rich, and atrocious in L.A. View Media ›
Take one part Gotti Bros. one part Jon Gosselin, sprinkle in a date rape, and you’ve got Bobby Bottleservice, comedian Nick Kroll’s top notch d’bag character creation. View Media ›
After selling his soul to TLC in exchange for hair plugs, Superdad Jon Gosselin will be helping design “fun, easy clothes” for kids under fashion label Ed Hardy, often worn by people you’d rather not talk to out loud. Read More ›
A history lesson for Che shirt wearers, in button form … View Image ›
Man, everyone shops at American Apparel now. View Image ›
Elizabeth’s blog only has one item: a scanned copy of the bill her ex-boyfriend gave her when they broke up, detailing everything he spent on her for the past year and a half. View Image ›
A Tumblr blog featuring some funny and horrid sex stories with douchebaggy dudes, complete with photos!
In an attempt to be awful and support environmental collapse, the fashion house is creating “the world’s first refrigerated beach” at the Palazzo Versace Hotel in Dubai. Read More ›
One-time Eminem collaborator Trick Trick is making news this week with his announcement to AllHipHop.com that he doesn’t want gay people buying his new album. Trick Trick personally called out gay celebrities Rosie O’Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres, saying that he was going to send a “scud missile right through their f**king cruise ship.” Read More ›
While Americans welcomed their first black president with open arms, it seems they’re still not down with the gays getting, y’know, equal rights and stuff. Read More ›
CBS reporter Dean Reynolds is complaining about how bad it is to be on the campaign trail with Obama, what with the unpredictable schedule and a plane that “smells terrible most of the time.” Read More ›