New York City’s Douchiest Real Estate Ad Campaign Continues…

Wait a minute! She looks like the same blond from the first douchey ad.

copyranter 10 months ago 12 responses

New York City’s Douchiest Real Estate Ad

The economic meltdown put a temporary halt to these types of ads. But they’re back.

copyranter 11 months ago 109 responses

Vodka Ad Sucks Up To “The 1%”

The Ultimat (terrible name) campaign, which inartistically panders to the uppercrust, launched last Fall. But their latest ad actually name-checks the $11+ millionaires.

copyranter 11 months ago 1 response

Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme? Try Douchey Boyfriend Meme.

People looking at the internet are getting a kick out of the “overly attached girlfriend” meme. In response I present: the douchey boyfriend meme!

Amy Odell a year ago 217 responses

Proof That All Men With Ponytails Are Douchebags

He’s a “rave promoter”, not that you couldn’t have guessed that. On an NYC F train.

copyranter a year ago 27 responses

1969 Douche Ad, Starring Your HUSBAND!

Do the douche, ladies! For your HUSBAND.

copyranter a year ago 5 responses

Apparently A Thing: Douchebags Making Cornhole Trick Shot Videos

Cornhole is a game one plays while drinking in his or her back yard. It’s low key barbecue fun. Unless you’re hardcore like these guys. THEN IT’S INTENSE. View List ›

Jack Moore a year ago 30 responses

Chris Brown Dodges Parking Ticket, Drops Gay Slur

Chris Brown is a douche. #REALSHIT. (via tmz.com) View List ›

Matt Stopera a year ago 35 responses

Top 10 Douchebags At Coachella 2011

Here are my picks for the biggest douchebags at this year’s Coachella music festival. View List ›

Matt Stopera 2 years ago 195 responses

How To Spot A Douchebag

They’re all around us. Here is a day and night guide on how to recognize these skeevy creatures and help to make sure you don’t end up taking one home. View Image ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 53 responses

The Battle of Wits is Usually One Sided

Doubly so in flight. View Image ›

Reddit Top Links 2 years ago respond

Bluetooth Douchebags

Some men wear their Bluetooths like they are surgically attached to their ears. Going out to dinner, the movies, your local Starbucks – these are all places deemed acceptable by the Bluetooth douchebag. Sometimes you have to wonder if they are even talking to anyone on the other end. View List ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 7 responses

Ed Hardy PSA

Without Ed Hardy, how would we be able to tell which guys are d-bags? Watch Video ›

Ally W. 2 years ago 75 responses

Just Call Him Professor Mayer on berkleemusic.com ›

When he isn’t apologizing, John Mayer is busy teaching in an online singer-songwriter degree program at the Berklee College of Music. What’s his specialty, you may ask? Why “Honesty in Songwriting” of course (Via Vulture.)

Patty Lazatin 3 years ago 2 responses

Douchebags Classified by Region

If you liked the You vs. Y’all map, you’ll love the Douchebags of the US map. I guess I’m a Northeastern Non-Douchebag, but really I’m just a Saguar-Bro at heart. View Image ›

Peggy Wang 3 years ago 82 responses

We Are Douchebags

Douchebags finally unite and stand up for themselves. Watch this heartwarming short, then go find a douchebag you know and give him a great big hug. (Via.) View Media ›

Jack Shepherd 3 years ago 82 responses

Rich Dicks [NSFW]

Aspen and Wendy are effete straight dudes (from new and old money, respectively) livin’ the life of the young, rich, and atrocious in L.A. Wait for the scene at the club to understand why *some* of us prefer quiet nights at home. Ahem. View Media ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 36 responses

Bobby Bottleservice

Take one part Gotti Bros. one part Jon Gosselin, sprinkle in a date rape, and you’ve got Bobby Bottleservice, comedian Nick Kroll’s top notch d’bag character creation. This brings back vivid memories of my classmates at Long Island’s Acqua di Gio Nightmare High. No, seriously. View Media ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago 6 responses

The Evolution Of The Douchebag

It could go either way. View Image ›

Matt Stopera 3 years ago 22 responses

Jon Gosselin, Children’s Clothing Designer (Huh?)

After selling his soul to TLC in exchange for hair plugs, Superdad Jon Gosselin will be helping design “fun, easy clothes” for kids under fashion label Ed Hardy, often worn by people you’d rather not talk to out loud. Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl about Kate Gosselin’s being tapped to help promote a line of coonskin caps, meant to be highlighted and worn backwards (cuuuuuz that’s what her hair looks like, you guys). Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Will the Antichrist Be a Homosexual?

The latest from Sarah Palin’s hometown newspaper in Wasilla. This little thinkpiece is by one Pastor Ron Hamman of the Independent Baptist Church of Wasilla, and if you enjoy things like logic and thoughtful arguments, I think you’ll find it very persuasive. Read More ›

Jack Shepherd 4 years ago 17 responses

Che Buttons

A history lesson for Che shirt wearers, in button form … View Image ›

Mr Endswell 4 years ago 53 responses

Goats Dressed Like Hipsters

Man, everyone shops at American Apparel now. Credit where credit is due: those guys are the Original Gangstas of ironic beards. View Image ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 33 responses

The Relationship Bill

Elizabeth’s blog only has one item: a scanned copy of the bill her ex-boyfriend gave her when they broke up, detailing everything he spent on her for the past year and a half. The only thing sadder than someone billing you for the Valentine’s Day gift they gave you is realizing that you dated them for over a year. View Image ›

Lindsey W. 4 years ago 41 responses

I Bang the Worst Dudes on sorry-mom.com ›

A Tumblr blog featuring some funny and horrid sex stories with douchebaggy dudes, complete with photos! It’s kind of like the dontdatehimgirl.com for hipsters, judging by the look of these scrubs.

Peggy Wang 4 years ago respond

Versace’s Refrigerated Beach

In an attempt to be awful and support environmental collapse, the fashion house is creating “the world’s first refrigerated beach” at the Palazzo Versace Hotel in Dubai. Said the hotel’s president, “We will suck the heat out of the sand to keep it cool enough to lie on [because] this is the kind of luxury that top people want.” You hear that, Top People? Amid economic crises and the global warming epidemic, the world’s douchiest resort will soon be at your very fingertips! Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago respond

Douchebag Express

Gawker is an internet magazine catering to the “urban hater demographic.” Here is an image they posted creatively mapping the the world’s douchebags on a subway map. Is it better to be a hater or a douchbag? View Image ›

TweetMeme 4 years ago respond

Trick Trick

One-time Eminem collaborator Trick Trick is making news this week with his announcement to AllHipHop.com that he doesn’t want gay people buying his new album. Trick Trick personally called out gay celebrities Rosie O’Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres, saying that he was going to send a “scud missile right through their f**king cruise ship.” No word yet on whether heterosexual people have any plans to buy Trick Trick’s lousy album either. Read More ›

Jack Shepherd 4 years ago 1 response

Bans On Gay Marriage Pass

While Americans welcomed their first black president with open arms, it seems they’re still not down with the gays getting, y’know, equal rights and stuff. You’d have thought that the country’s favorite talk show host could have at least warmed California over, for goodness’ sake. Read More ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago respond