The Douche Awards

Finally, someone created an awards show specifically for Bret Michaels.

DOG AND PONY SHOW a year ago 252 responses

The Douchebag’s Guide To Taking A Piss

Not washing your hands is a given. View Image ›

TeenRoflToo a year ago 37 responses

Jersey Shore Trap

An equal and opposite reaction to the Hipster Trap. Spotted outside of a New York City bar, this spring-loaded snare contains Drakkar Noir cologne, bronzer, a schedule for the Long Island Railroad, PATH tickets, hair gel and a gold chain. If she were caught in one, Snooki would gnaw her own leg off. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 48 responses

The Evolution Of Chris Andersen

Chris “Birdman” Andersen, Center for the Denver Nuggets, didn’t always look like the biggest douchebag on the planet. Actually, he started off looking pretty normal. The only explanation … too many balls to the head. Via View List ›

MelisBuzzFeed 2 years ago 71 responses

What a Douchebag

Sometimes it’s hard to tell, but there is no denying with this one. This is one serious douchebag View Image ›

Chopped 2 years ago 40 responses

“Check Your Totem” on urbandictionary.com ›

A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland. Intended to be used sarcastically. Douchebag: “I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D.” Smugster: Go Check your Totem.

Urban Dictionary's Word... 2 years ago respond

Bully FAIL

If the mere mention of junior high elicits memories of torture and humiliation, you’re gonna LOVE this video. The action comes at 2:13, but watch from the beginning for the full effect. View Media ›

Eliot Glazer 3 years ago respond

Ed Hardy Hand Sanitizer

Never has cleaning your hands felt quite so dirty. View Image ›

Lindsey W. 3 years ago 34 responses

Jon Gosselin Officially a Douche-bag

John Gosselin used to be a normal dude with a wife and 8 kids, but ever since he announced his divorce from wife Kate, he has turned into a total douche-bag. First he started dating a 22 year old, then he starting wearing a lot of Ed Hardy clothes, even going so far as to meet with their designer about starting a kids clothing line. And now photos are surfacing of him and Haily Glassman douching it up about town. Aces Jon, aces. View Image ›

Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago 21 responses

“Paul Rudd is a Douchebag” Game on jeffrubinjeffrubin.com ›

Inspired by Ricky Van Veen’s discovery that searching “Paul Rudd is a douchebag” on Google produced no results (officially declaring him not a douchebag), Jeff Rubin has created the “___ is a douchebag” game, where you simply pick a person and see if Google thinks they are a douchebag. Let’s start a tally below!

Lindsey W. 4 years ago respond

The Douche Card

Say what you want with four little words. See if you can avoid confrontation by handing out the Douche Card and walking away. Just make sure that as you are walking away, you also watch your back for the sucker punch you’re gonna get to the skull. View Image ›

Lindsey W. 4 years ago 1 response