You would think that by the time this guy made his 400th unfortunate double entendre, he would learn to choose his words a little better.

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1. Via The Academy Of Internet Arts And Sciences

I'm still not convinced that this infomercial isn't high quality performance art. It's like an Entendre Contest for kitchen products. “The reason you're going to slap away everyday is because it's so easy to clean.” If only.

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1. Vince is real!

Archie’s a little heavy-handed with the double entendre, wouldn’t you say? We’re just glad they didn’t give Archie a boner. You can’t taint our entire childhood.

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1. But Was He Christian?

Martha Stewart shows off a 15-foot-long hot dog. Her quip: “For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree -– especially when it comes to wieners.” Creepy.

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CULTURE BUZZ: A Flickr set that collates the double entendres of the snack food world. I haven’t eaten or even ever seen “Dutch Crunch”, but just typing it makes me feel dirty.

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1. Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts

Whoops, we mean gummi choads. J/K, we mean gummi lighthouses. It’s awesome when ninety degrees turns something into a filthy joke.

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1. When Candy Design Goes Terribly Wrong