You would think that by the time this guy made his 400th unfortunate double entendre, he would learn to choose his words a little better.
I'm still not convinced that this infomercial isn't high quality performance art. It's like an Entendre Contest for kitchen products. “The reason you're going to slap away everyday is because it's so easy to clean.” If only.
Archie’s a little heavy-handed with the double entendre, wouldn’t you say? We’re just glad they didn’t give Archie a boner. You can’t taint our entire childhood.
Martha Stewart shows off a 15-foot-long hot dog. Her quip: “For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree -– especially when it comes to wieners.” Creepy.
Culture Buzz A Flickr set that collates the double entendres of the snack food world. I haven’t eaten or even ever seen “Dutch Crunch”, but just typing it makes me feel dirty.
Whoops, we mean gummi choads. J/K, we mean gummi lighthouses. It’s awesome when ninety degrees turns something into a filthy joke.