The answer is no, no you are not ready.
I’m going to talk to some food about this.
Basic breakfast is for basic b*tches. Step your breakfast game up!
Sausage egg and cheese on a croissant is the new kale.
Get ready for some grill-tacular recipes.
Obviously she was framed.
…unless they kill you first.
They’re living life to the FULLEST.
Stop waffling and start making waffles.
Sugar and caffeine and everything in between.
Cute enough to nibble on (though it’s not advisable).
These animals are just as stoked about National Doughnut Day as you are.
Because every day should be National Donut Day.
They, apparently, were not satisfied with just a Krispy Kreme single cheeseburger.
One man’s epic journey to prove one donut is never enough.
Donuts may be the greatest breakfast food ever invented, but that doesn’t mean some aren’t better than others.
You will never be too full for this.
I will not insult your intelligence by explaining what a cronut is. Their creator, Dominique Ansel, must vacillate between flattery and rage every single day.
Waiting in line is for suckers. It’s time to make cronuts at home.
Jog on, cronuts. (Via Kotaku)
This is the beginning of the end, folks.
For example, eating doughnuts makes you sexier. Depending who you ask, anyway.
On November 30, 1959, the U.S. Embassy in Nepal issued a memorandum on what to do if you found a Yeti. Yup.
Ted Nugent’s favorite lawmaker, Rep. Steve Stockman, produces best email subject line of the week.
There are so many doughnuts to love. Here are the doughnuts to love the most.