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Image: Lady Gaga’s Penis Shoes
These are the offending stiffy stilettos that were censored on American Idol. Geez…sorry about all the Lady Gaga posts today. It seems like she's single penisedly propping up the internet today.
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Free Hugs On Second Life [NSFW]
Tech Buzz Someone on Second Life created an avatar who offers “free hugs,” apparently a euphemism for “monster dong wagging.” As someone who chooses to exclusively live in “First Life,” I'm curious if there is such a thing as “Second Lewd Conduct.”
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Video: Andy Samberg F*cks Black Male Reba McEntire
Hot couple alert! Andy Samberg and Reba McEntire are f*cking, except Reba is actually a crazy dude who found a wig in a dumpster. Finally, the queen of country makes her way into SNL infamy, albeit with a minor bump in the road (a dong in the pants).
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Video: Black Stallion [NSFW]
Ironically enough, this “black stallion” moves like a cast member from Cats. Do you think he knows we can see his dong? Nahhhh!
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Video: Penile Art [NSFW]
Pricasso paints stuff with his dong and butt, like this portrait of Dubya getting “reared” by a bull [market]. Although we could do without the lamé leg warmers.
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Video: Naked Wizard Tasered [NSFW]
Cops really, really tased this naked wizard dude at Coachella because he was being obnoxious or something. The crowd did not like it. Curiously, his penis is also incredibly small. But we love him for it, don't we BuzzFeed.
