Be sure to cup the ball for ultimate torque. Sorry, Shake Weight…you just got outmasturbated. (via hatetheplayer.tumblr.com)
Oh, wait… This was on a proof that almost went to print, but was caught before it wound up scarring children/subliminally enticing lonely housewives in Barnes and Noble. Cannot be unseen.
From a realty website's listing of a Houston-area house, here's a perfectly normal photograph of a perfectly normal bathroom. Sold. It's like putting out the fine China when you have guests.
The Northeast got pounded by another blast of white stuff, bringing Washington D.C. to its knees and dropping more than twelve inches on New York. Last night on Philadelphia's Fox29, weatherman John Bolaris illustrated the rigid, punishing front.
A man proudly displays his yeasty offering. Baker's dozen? More like baker's eighteen! Heyo!
Amy Sedaris fondles and impales wieners in front of a young man wearing tight jeans. She makes the world a brighter, hot doggier place.
Culture Buzz Carolee Bildsten was arrested in Gurnee, IL on November 11th for Aggravated Assault. Below are excerpts of the police press release detailing the arrest, presented without comment. WARNING: If you're squeamish about “marital aids,” do not proceed.
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Single-serving blog 'Accidental Dong' tracks all of those times when you feel perverted for seeing penises in everyday life. Don't worry pervs! You're not alone! I'm just kind of pissed the email address accidentaldong@gmail.com is taken.
Michael Jordan has an encounter with a giant inflatable penis at a celebrity golf tournament over the weekend.