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Image: Something’s Wrong With This Pizza Box
Either the graphic designers who work for Domino's don't know how to count, or there's something very strange about this year's batch of American Idol contestants.
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Image: The Two Basic Food Groups: Meats and Unmeats
When you order a pizza from Domino's, the toppings are broken up into two categories: meats and unmeats (a.k.a. vegetables). So judging by their discriminatory view on vegetables, I guess I shouldn't hold my breath in hopes of Domino's offering up salads anytime soon.
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Image: Truck Norris
Someone went and named their wheels after Walker himself. If Truck Norris is, in fact, delivering Domino's, then The Hut might want to reconsider their new marketing strategies. 'Cuz this wins.
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Video: “Pasta Dude” Pulled Commercial
“Pasta Dude,” the anthropomorphic rapping noodle, is at the center of a series of ads for Domino's pulled from air because it kind of looks like he's buttf'ing. Is he saying “Pasta Dude” or “prostitute?” Eh, who cares? He's the cutest little rhyme-spittin' peen/penne we've ever seen!
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Food Tampering Laws, Explained
Food Buzz Is it really illegal to fart on a sandwich? Am I allowed to make the B in my BLT stand for boogers? Not in all states…but for our North Carolinian pizza-making friends…maybe. In Ohio, probably not. Slate takes a look.
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Link: Domino’s Camera Girl
http://ncfindoffender.com/details.aspx?SRN=016454S11
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It would appear that the woman who recorded the gross Domino's video is a registered sex offender.
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Video: Disgusting Domino’s People
These videos offer some very convincing reasons for thinking twice about those fart-covered Domino's salami sandwiches. But thankfully, everyone involved just got fired. So I guess you could say Domino's Pizza = safe and booger free once again…right?
